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That story didn't end NEARLY as gruesomely as I imagined it would from the first line, especially since you were on the bottom bunk.
people look he might be joking but some people can pass out from a slight bump. It's called a trigger point he may have one and have hit himself just right. The part about parents getting home I doubt as any parent worth their salt would check to make sure you were ok if you fell after hitting your head. The implication is you fell back into the bed in such a way that it looked like you were asleep. That I find hard to believe
Haha! I feel sorry for ya.
you should sell this i could totally see it in a movie
epic.
loolll nice story.
lol good 1
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Next time lock yourself in the bathroom and if you knock yourself out again no one will see you...
hahahaha!!! loser!