By killmyself - 23/01/2009 19:50 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was masturbating lying on the lower bed of my brother's and my bunk beds. I finished jacking off and tried to get up to clean myself I hit my head on metal panel of the upper bed and passed out. Later woke up in my bed... found out my parents came home and saw me passed out naked holding a porn mag. FML
I agree, your life sucks 17 374
You deserved it 47 208

Same thing different taste

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Next time lock yourself in the bathroom and if you knock yourself out again no one will see you...

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That story didn't end NEARLY as gruesomely as I imagined it would from the first line, especially since you were on the bottom bunk.

redhusk89 0

people look he might be joking but some people can pass out from a slight bump. It's called a trigger point he may have one and have hit himself just right. The part about parents getting home I doubt as any parent worth their salt would check to make sure you were ok if you fell after hitting your head. The implication is you fell back into the bed in such a way that it looked like you were asleep. That I find hard to believe

redsox4021 0

#17 I clicked ur profile to see what u were pointing at and I see ur. a 13 year old that likes paramore and twilight and ur a GUY. you are defenitly a queer!!!

bsbrulez92704 0

if you were sitting up rather than lying down this wouldnt have happened what did your parents say? hey just tell them at least they didnt find you with a girl

you should sell this i could totally see it in a movie

kekelala3 0

Who needs to go back to 2nd grade? You do!!!