By omfgnooo - 09/09/2011 23:22 - United States

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Today, I was masturbating while chewing gum. Halfway into the session, the gum flew down my throat, causing me to violently choke. My mom had to rush in and help me while I still had my pants around my ankles. FML
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turtleomnom 0

clearly we know deep throat isn't a talent of yours.

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Nuahavizu 17

And here i thought that WALKING and chewing gum was tough :P

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velvetwings 8

You deserve it for chewing gum. No wonder you're "serving yourself"- people with gum in their mouths all the time are disgusting.

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i_am_that_one 0

Mom: "why are u choki--ohhh man, u gotta stop getting so excited while doing this! I cant keep coming in here when you have ur pants down!"

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mynamesnotalex 0

Chewing gum in class? Has it's life lessons.

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kimia123 2

Sounds like you were masticating whilst masturbating!

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grace14 0

Note to lil' bro: never wank and chew gum at the same time-results- BAD XD lol

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mcbobob 0

op should be glad it wasn't his dad rushing in to help from the shower an his window wasn't open an a film crew wasn't walking past see could of been worse ha epic swank fail

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