By omfgnooo - 09/09/2011 23:22 - United States

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Today, I was masturbating while chewing gum. Halfway into the session, the gum flew down my throat, causing me to violently choke. My mom had to rush in and help me while I still had my pants around my ankles. FML
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turtleomnom 0

clearly we know deep throat isn't a talent of yours.

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Nuahavizu 17

And here i thought that WALKING and chewing gum was tough :P

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ravenxcorvinus 9

YDI for chewing gum while masterbating, dumbass.

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meintx2001 1

Sounds like the little head had revenge on it's lil mind. Mwahahah.

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pittpsu75 0

At least you didn't blow your load right before she walked in. That really would have been awkward.

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leadman1989 15

I don't think this should be on FML. Dear penthouse... lol FYL.

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leadman1989 15

That must have been a slippery situation.

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lilseskie 2

I completely agree, poor OP could have been left to die due to his father laughing his ass off because his son cant get laid.

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