By omfgnooo - 09/09/2011 23:22 - United States

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Today, I was masturbating while chewing gum. Halfway into the session, the gum flew down my throat, causing me to violently choke. My mom had to rush in and help me while I still had my pants around my ankles. FML
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turtleomnom 0

clearly we know deep throat isn't a talent of yours.

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Nuahavizu 17

And here i thought that WALKING and chewing gum was tough :P

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clementine00 1

who the hell chews gum while masterbating. YDI

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cetlawizard 15

Never chew gum whilst trying to cum, all that excitement & heavy breathing can lead to....well, your recent situation or even death. Btw, how is it that your mom was near enough to know you were choking, I'm hoping she doesn't stand nearby listening to you spanking it. :(

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ggdawg24 0

Well it's better than the gum dropping on your pubes! :o And plus you shouldn't ********** when your parents are home, or atleast wait till they are asleep :/

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tubz84 2

You didn't specify which one she helped you with.

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brrrie_marie 5

See it's true, boys can only think with one head at a time (: hahahah

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