Intimacy: Today, I was messing with my boyfriend in my basement. We are...

By Blueberrypicc - 13/08/2010 01:01 - United States

Today, I was messing with my boyfriend in my basement. We are both virgins and he wanted to perform oral sex on me for the first time. Naked, we finally decided to try to have sex. We discovered the act is much harder than it may seem. We're both still virgins. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/03/2012 07:23 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I decided it was time to lose our virginity. After our clothes were removed, we spent 30 minutes trying to figure out how to actually have sex, and eventually gave up. FML

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By Alicia - 21/01/2010 05:02 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have sex for the first time. Not only did he struggle for five minutes to put on a condom (repeatedly snapping himself in the balls), but he then had to ask me "which hole" to put it in. I'm dating a thirty-four year old virgin. FML

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Noob

By lameows - 04/04/2015 01:57 - United States

Today, things got heated with my boyfriend for the first time. Turns out he's even more inexperienced than I thought; when I started grinding against him, he frowned and said, "Um... why're you doing that? We've still got clothes on..." FML

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Bad sex ed

By Sex ed instructor, fuck me - 18/04/2022 06:00

Today, I was ready to have sex with my new boyfriend. Turns out he's a 30 year-old virgin who doesn't know shit. He couldn't find my vagina and was just humping my crotch, then when he finally got it in it was 5 pumps, a squirt and done. He thinks he did a good job. Now I have to teach him how to do it properly. FML

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Absolute beginners

By dancerr2210 - 09/06/2010 04:01 - United States

Today, after making out with my boyfriend for the first time, it took me an hour to convince him he was still a virgin. FML

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By ReallyBro - 21/03/2012 07:27 - United States - Keller

Today, after a year of coaxing, I got my boyfriend of 18 months to agree to have sex with me. He decided his first course of action was to try to shove his flaccid penis into my unlubricated vagina. FML

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Follow the script

By ufhdafuhds - 19/03/2009 23:31 - Egypt

Today, I had sex for the first time with my boyfriend. It was his first time too. While in bed, he blankly stopped and stood up and got out a piece of paper from his pocket. Turns out he'd written instructions on what to do while in bed, and forgot what he had to do next. FML

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Giggle loop

By Anonymous - 18/03/2010 10:39 - United States

Today, I decided it was time to lose my virginity to my boyfriend. After about ten minutes he started going faster and his stomach was slapping against mine. It was making a weird sound so I started laughing. Apparently that wasn't sexy and he went soft. My first time and we didn't even finish. FML

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Mr Floppy

By rachiej8 - 10/06/2012 04:13 - United States - Fairlee

Today, my boyfriend and I tried to have sex for the first time. Everything was going well, until he tried to put it in. A few minutes later, he said, "It's not hard enough." We tried for another half hour to fix that. We ended up eating ice cream. FML

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By Confused - 22/08/2012 16:33 - Spain - Madrid

Today, I finally had sex with my boyfriend. I had never gotten so far with a guy, so I was really nervous. He was careful, we tried different positions, "it was fun" and he came. I barely felt anything. FML

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jimmyrules 0

Friday 13 August 2010 9:06

Lol I'm pretty sure it's not that hard.

immja 0

Friday 13 August 2010 9:08

@2 that may have been the problem.. hah

Comments

Avbduloca13 0

Friday 13 August 2010 15:53

wow thats somewhat sad

myschyveus 0

Friday 13 August 2010 15:58

hahaaaa! u guys suck dick at ******* pussy lol

Stuck_In_Hell 0

Friday 13 August 2010 16:00

My bf and I were both virgins and the hardest thing was positioning. It really isn't that difficult, even for newbies.

jelly42 0

Friday 13 August 2010 16:03

126- lmfaoo

nexttimeblue 0

Friday 13 August 2010 16:16

Hey sticking it in the butt is still *in the voice of Borat* GREAT SUCCESS!!

amazing88 0

Friday 13 August 2010 16:20

I agree with #1 it's called respect have some for yourself and your body.

5t3ff1k4h 44

Friday 13 August 2010 16:36

She can do whatever the hell she wants. It's her choice to have sex before marriage, and it's your choice (presumably) to wait until after marriage. Neither choice is wrong. Even if she didn't remain a virgin after the attempt, that doesn't mean she's disrespecting her body. For all you know, she could be in her 20s or 30s, and in love with her boyfriend. Don't jump to conclusions.

ladyvader401 5

Friday 13 August 2010 16:54

^ Yeah, what 5t3ff1k4h said. Contrary to what all of our wonderful abstinence-only sex-ed tries to tell you, you *can* actually have sex and still have respect for yourself. It's not that difficult. There's still a big difference between "Not a Virgin" and "*****."

nerdsgetmehot 22

Friday 13 August 2010 17:26

I agree with #221 and #226. There's a HUGE difference between having sex with your boyfriend and having drunken sex with random strangers.

5t3ff1k4h 44

Friday 13 August 2010 16:30

Alright, let's start a debate here. Is oral sex technically sex? I'm kind of stuck on this one, since I don't feel it takes the virginity, but it is a sexual act. Note: I may be "wrong" in my beliefs; don't just tell me I'm wrong, tell me if you disagree and why. An opinion can't be wrong.