By Blueberrypicc - 13/08/2010 01:01 - United States

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Today, I was messing with my boyfriend in my basement. We are both virgins and he wanted to perform oral sex on me for the first time. Naked, we finally decided to try to have sex. We discovered the act is much harder than it may seem. We're both still virgins. FML
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jimmyrules 0

Lol I'm pretty sure it's not that hard.

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immja 0

@2 that may have been the problem.. hah

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Onebadmazda 0

#219 oral sex is sex... either that or anal isn't sex. OP shit happens ur both nervous take ur time it will worth it. don't be a fool wrap ur tool

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Chfanfiction 0

The first time is never supposed to be good. Anyone telling you otherwise is stupid.

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Crystal_Dreams 0

It was good for me the first time! Four years on and we're still together. :)

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superOdY 0

agree wit 11... n that movie is hella funny haha... :)

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Mapholisto 7

I don't understand how if a person is a virgin, they'd want to have sex with a person who wasn't a virgin also. That's like having another person's leftovers that have their saliva all over it. But, I also don't see how hard sex is to figure out, too...

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Freeze_fml 16

I agree. It's a little bit disgusting how some act proud to lose it to a manwhore.

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penguinazul 13

Just because a virgin has sex with someone who isn't a virgin doesn't mean the latter party is a *****/manwhore. Maybe the guy/girl had sex with their previous girlfriend/boyfriend. I wanted to lose my virginity (and I did) to someone that wasn't a virgin so at least ONE of us (him in this case) would know what we were doing and would be able to teach. I'd rather learn something from someone who is knowledgeable than someone who doesn't have a clue. Why is this such a hard concept?

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Freeze_fml 16

I never stated that they were all ******/manwhores. Just the certain case where a person usually feels proud for sleeping with one. I understand what you're talking about, which is different from what I'm talking about.

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penguinazul 13

I get what you're saying there; the point of my post was giving the reason why a virgin would want to have sex with someone who wasn't -- which was the original question.

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purplesucker 0

Ummm, actually it is really hard when it's a woman's first time, and even harder if it's both hers and the man's first time. All the sexually active women I know have all said it was difficult the first time, because it's hard to get the penis in. (OP, I'm guessing this is the problem you guys experienced). If the man is considerate, he will not want to hurt the woman, and he will stop and try to go slowly so that he minimizes her pain. These women I've talked to recommend getting a vibrator that's approximately the same size as his penis, and practise with it, so you can get used to the idea of something that size going in, and you won't clench up as much. Cuz remember, the key to relax your groin muscles, which is MUCH easier said than done. (Although try to avoid getting a vibrator that's bigger than his penis, cuz I've been told that that hurts his pride). (No I do not know this from experience, but I do have a number of sources. So please don't think I'm an expert, I'm really not.)

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nerdsgetmehot 22

#277 So true. A woman's first time can hurt A LOT, especially if you're nervous-- which can cause you to clench your muscles "down there" and make it almost impossible to get the penis in.

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