By Blueberrypicc - 13/08/2010 01:01 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was messing with my boyfriend in my basement. We are both virgins and he wanted to perform oral sex on me for the first time. Naked, we finally decided to try to have sex. We discovered the act is much harder than it may seem. We're both still virgins. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 325
You deserved it 38 090

Same thing different taste

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Lol I'm pretty sure it's not that hard.

immja 0

@2 that may have been the problem.. hah

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I think it depends on what you consider sex. I mean, when a guy fingers a girl or a girl jacks off a guy, that's not really considered "sex" as much as it is one person masturbating for the other person. But in a way, you could consider this being "manual" sex -- but it's not intercourse. Oral sex can often go the same way. I think, though, for my own opinion, losing your virginity means participating in intercourse, be it vaginal or anal. Oral sex and manual stimulation don't count as intercourse for me -- they count as foreplay. But sex to another person could simply mean mutual stimulation of the genitals. To each his own, I say. (btw this was to 5T3ff)

He has a peg. You have a hole. How hard can this be?? Unless it's a square peg??? Actually... come to think of it, I've heard lots of guys can't find the hole! But if you can't show him maybe you should wait a while. We probably don't want you procreating just yet and condoms might be confusing too!!

foxy1222 0

you must have some learning disability if it's so hard op go watch **** geez.

adamschauss 0
scooter69 0

lmfao!! how hard can it be lol

40... SHOW ME! SHOW MEEE! lol jk op... just grab it and stick it in... let nature take over. oh, use protection... please.

sincerelyxmex7 3
Felecorr 0

That loses a lot of humor given your Username.