By Blueberrypicc - 13/08/2010 01:01 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was messing with my boyfriend in my basement. We are both virgins and he wanted to perform oral sex on me for the first time. Naked, we finally decided to try to have sex. We discovered the act is much harder than it may seem. We're both still virgins. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 325
You deserved it 38 090

Same thing different taste

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Lol I'm pretty sure it's not that hard.

immja 0

@2 that may have been the problem.. hah

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haha wow it's the easiest thing in the world 1. 8===) ( ) 2. 8===) ( ) 3. 8===)( ) 4. 8==) 5. 8=) 6. 8) and repeat people just keep getting dumber abnd dumber

just put it in your mouth! ull figure the rest out fast!

201: Waiting to be married does work for some, though I'm not advocating that all should. I say "some" because making blanket statements about sex is ridiculous. You can "test for physical comparability" [compatibility, I'm assuming] without having intercourse. Sucky sex should only mean lots of communication, sensitivity, and practice, not an inevitable divorce. Trust me, I and my husband waited... we're perfectly happy. Also, as usual I totally agree with oc.

You must be the only two people who's first time was awkward.

agreed. the first thing I thought when I read this was that he had to be too big... otherwise the fml would have read differently. being too big can cause lots of problems. unlike in pornos where bigger is better. some times it just makes it worse and more painful.

maybe all his spit had dried up? use lube, or if you havent got any, baby oil, thats what i used on my first time lol :P