Intimacy: Today, I was messing with my boyfriend in my basement. We are...

By Blueberrypicc - 13/08/2010 01:01 - United States

Today, I was messing with my boyfriend in my basement. We are both virgins and he wanted to perform oral sex on me for the first time. Naked, we finally decided to try to have sex. We discovered the act is much harder than it may seem. We're both still virgins. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/03/2012 07:23 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I decided it was time to lose our virginity. After our clothes were removed, we spent 30 minutes trying to figure out how to actually have sex, and eventually gave up. FML

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By Alicia - 21/01/2010 05:02 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have sex for the first time. Not only did he struggle for five minutes to put on a condom (repeatedly snapping himself in the balls), but he then had to ask me "which hole" to put it in. I'm dating a thirty-four year old virgin. FML

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Noob

By lameows - 04/04/2015 01:57 - United States

Today, things got heated with my boyfriend for the first time. Turns out he's even more inexperienced than I thought; when I started grinding against him, he frowned and said, "Um... why're you doing that? We've still got clothes on..." FML

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Bad sex ed

By Sex ed instructor, fuck me - 18/04/2022 06:00

Today, I was ready to have sex with my new boyfriend. Turns out he's a 30 year-old virgin who doesn't know shit. He couldn't find my vagina and was just humping my crotch, then when he finally got it in it was 5 pumps, a squirt and done. He thinks he did a good job. Now I have to teach him how to do it properly. FML

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Absolute beginners

By dancerr2210 - 09/06/2010 04:01 - United States

Today, after making out with my boyfriend for the first time, it took me an hour to convince him he was still a virgin. FML

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By ReallyBro - 21/03/2012 07:27 - United States - Keller

Today, after a year of coaxing, I got my boyfriend of 18 months to agree to have sex with me. He decided his first course of action was to try to shove his flaccid penis into my unlubricated vagina. FML

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Follow the script

By ufhdafuhds - 19/03/2009 23:31 - Egypt

Today, I had sex for the first time with my boyfriend. It was his first time too. While in bed, he blankly stopped and stood up and got out a piece of paper from his pocket. Turns out he'd written instructions on what to do while in bed, and forgot what he had to do next. FML

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Giggle loop

By Anonymous - 18/03/2010 10:39 - United States

Today, I decided it was time to lose my virginity to my boyfriend. After about ten minutes he started going faster and his stomach was slapping against mine. It was making a weird sound so I started laughing. Apparently that wasn't sexy and he went soft. My first time and we didn't even finish. FML

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Mr Floppy

By rachiej8 - 10/06/2012 04:13 - United States - Fairlee

Today, my boyfriend and I tried to have sex for the first time. Everything was going well, until he tried to put it in. A few minutes later, he said, "It's not hard enough." We tried for another half hour to fix that. We ended up eating ice cream. FML

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By Confused - 22/08/2012 16:33 - Spain - Madrid

Today, I finally had sex with my boyfriend. I had never gotten so far with a guy, so I was really nervous. He was careful, we tried different positions, "it was fun" and he came. I barely felt anything. FML

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jimmyrules 0

Friday 13 August 2010 9:06

Lol I'm pretty sure it's not that hard.

immja 0

Friday 13 August 2010 9:08

@2 that may have been the problem.. hah

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FroggyStyle 0

Wednesday 18 August 2010 3:20

spit?

SEsSuckOTFTW 0

Wednesday 18 August 2010 3:45

Don't use oil-based. Use water-based lubes.

rainingdarkness 0

Wednesday 18 August 2010 9:41

This made me laugh, then I thought about it and realized it was pretty sad. My boyfriend and I were both virgins too, and we've done A LOT to each other now after almost five years. ;) You'll figure it out eventually I guess.

kdawg360 0

Wednesday 18 August 2010 15:16

I think you guys should read the fml again. it says HE went down on HER. but still OP your boyfriend should be able to figure this out...

jr0065 10

Wednesday 18 August 2010 16:25

I actually remember it being a little awkward the 1st time. I did figure it out after a couple of minutes though.

jr0065 10

Wednesday 18 August 2010 16:25

I actually remember it being a little awkward the 1st time. I did figure it out after a couple of minutes though.

sarskii 0

Wednesday 18 August 2010 21:58

If you're both ready (which you should think seriously about and do research on) then try watching some **** together to learn? I never had that problem because it's really not that hard, but maybe you guys need some extra guidance? yeah....

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Wednesday 18 August 2010 22:00

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MiichelleRomero 7

Thursday 19 August 2010 6:04

first of all ppl who r saying shes stupid needs to suck a dick. cuz its obviously guna n hard the first time, shes tight n they obviously dont have expirience.. its ok ull get use to it tho, keep tryingg, u guys will get ot eventually:)