By Blueberrypicc - 13/08/2010 01:01 - United States

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Today, I was messing with my boyfriend in my basement. We are both virgins and he wanted to perform oral sex on me for the first time. Naked, we finally decided to try to have sex. We discovered the act is much harder than it may seem. We're both still virgins. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 325
You deserved it 38 090

Same thing different taste

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Lol I'm pretty sure it's not that hard.

immja 0

@2 that may have been the problem.. hah

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hahahahaha wow if you can't figure it out you shouldn't be doing it. it's really not that hard ;)

Well, yeah. Usually it isn't easy the first time. It's a lot easier if the female is "excited", and the position matters too. If the boy tries to go in with regular missionary position his first time, he's gonna have some trouble... It really depends on the female's leg position. After that, stamina, and getting used to hip thrusting. Also, condoms, and spermicidal lube.

First time is rarely pleasant or easy...just keep experimenting, you'll get there.

Come on Guys, Have you never played with Lego??? The principle is accentually the same; You put the sticks in the holes and try to make a shape, and if it doesn't fit, your probably putting it in the wrong way. Stop, redirect. and try again! XD *bows*

jokebatblink 0

#1 both of you are hot SUIT UP!!!!!!

That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. If your relationship depends on sex... Then... Well, then it's really sad.

cupcake23 0

1. I am the original writer of this fml, I just forgot to sign in I guess... 2. He did perform oral, it's not that hard, it's just the actual sex that didn't work. 3. Our relationship is fine! We've been together 2 years and I predict marriage down the road. The only reason the sex didn't work was because I'm worried about getting pregnant before I finish college! Yes, we're both over 18 high school graduates! I was worried that, since he hadn't purchased condums yet, I might get pregnant, so I tensed up and could not let him in. We have decided to try again when we go back to school abd he has condums. 4. Did you all really think I didn't know how sex works? That's just sad.

It's spelled "condom." This is disturbing.

welderchick87 0

If you can't spell such a simple word like condom...then you shouldn't be having sex. And you not only spelled it wrong once...but twice! Come on now, it's not that big of a word.

If you're having this problem, google vaginismus.

spinkykitty1990 0

yea it's so hard that's why I'm 7 months pregnant