By Blueberrypicc - 13/08/2010 01:01 - United States

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Today, I was messing with my boyfriend in my basement. We are both virgins and he wanted to perform oral sex on me for the first time. Naked, we finally decided to try to have sex. We discovered the act is much harder than it may seem. We're both still virgins. FML
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jimmyrules 0

Lol I'm pretty sure it's not that hard.

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immja 0

@2 that may have been the problem.. hah

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666from1134 3

That's called natural selection. All of the blondes will soon be extinct.

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666from1134 3

That's called natural selection. All of the blondes will soon be extinct.

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Kathts7 12

If.you're both virgins, it's no surprise.. It's usually no good the first time/couple of times..

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tanlewis27 7

Haha that's pathetic!!!!! You still a dick in a hole it's hella simple!!!!

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seblikescricket 7

just one certain part should be hard if you know what I mean

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blackwidowtaco 31

Looks like you two need to watch some sex ed videos. Or ****.

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