Money: Today, I was missing $20 from my wallet, so I decided to ask...

By Ambar - 15/02/2010 17:02 - Canada

Today, I was missing $20 from my wallet, so I decided to ask my sister if she had taken it. Her response? "That reminds me, I need to borrow another 50." She has a job. That was my Christmas money. FML

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By Elizabeth Ann - 04/10/2019 22:00

Today, I told my mom about the $50 I'd hidden in case of an emergency, and how I couldn't find it. She said she'd borrowed it last week. FML

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By tp2014 - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Jesup

Today, I was looking for a job. I was so desperate for gas money to drive around town that I had to steal $20 from my sister. She's only 10 years old. FML

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By sarahwittman - 13/06/2011 22:29 - United States

Today, my aunt and I went shopping. When we got to the store, she said she forgot her wallet, and I told her I would buy some things for her. When we were at the checkout, I was a dollar short. She said, "Oh, I'll get it!" and pulled out her wallet. FML

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By swimmonster81 - 25/12/2015 21:22

Today, my mother told me how she managed to afford all of the expensive Christmas presents we got. She took out extra money when applying for my student loans. FML

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By Useless Key - 02/09/2018 18:30

Today, my sister couldn't find the spare key I gave her for my apartment, so I had to pay a $50 fee to the leasing office. Not 30 minutes after paying, she found the key. In her purse. On her keychain. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2023 04:00

Today, my mom stole my holiday money because she found it “near her bag” in my kitchen and “assumed it was hers” and she must have “forgotten it was in there all this time.” I demanded it back, but she’d already spent it on hair, nails, shoes, and a date night with dad. She won’t pay me back either. FML

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By BrokeasAJoke - 03/05/2022 14:00

Today, I asked my mom if I could borrow $20 since I don’t get paid until Friday. She responded with, “Why don’t you return those packages that arrived this week from your online shopping sprees?” FML

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By Anonymous - 23/09/2013 02:56 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my mother asked me if she could borrow $200. Being the lovely daughter I am, I gave her my bank card to withdraw it herself. She gambled it away and maxed my bank account out. I had $1500 saved. FML

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By sisisathief - 28/05/2017 08:00 - United States - Concord

Today, I caught my sister taking money from my wallet. When I confronted her, she claimed that she was actually putting back money that she had stolen earlier. She doesn't understand the irony. FML

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Smooth criminal

By Anonymous - 28/02/2022 00:01

Today, my sister stole my credit card, used it to rack up a small debt, then told my mom she will pay me back in the future one day, “happily”. But not right now because she has better things to spend her money on. FML

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clumsyjazzy 0

Monday 15 February 2010 23:22

ugh, my sisters steal my money always! very annoying! FYL!

Hunts160 5

Tuesday 16 February 2010 1:35

go ahead and give it to her. then when she's not around take $100

Comments

cba_fml 0

Monday 15 February 2010 23:39

So why didn't you just say no?

Freeze_fml 16

Monday 15 February 2010 23:39

FYL for taking almost two months to notice you were missing a 20.

BritishHobo 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 1:17

FYL life for being an idiot and assuming stuff. So it says the word Christmas and that means everything in the FML happened Christmas day?

Darwinawardwinne 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 3:22

Why do you assume everyone spends all their Christmas money the day they get it? Is I not possible the op had the money in their wallet and just recently discovered it was missing?

CallMeHush 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 6:49

Ahhhg, I'm missing twenty also, I think she was here too.

KurouTenshi 0

Monday 15 February 2010 23:39

yeeeaaah, sounds like someone is in need of some teachings of "thou shalt not steal" and also possible a **** punt or two.

xundria 5

Monday 15 February 2010 23:57

I agree with the **** punt.

jamieboy11 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 0:12

>>>>/ agreed

KurouTenshi 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 0:35

yeah! NFL (Nintendo For Life) LOL I still wanna get the triforce tattoo on my hand ._.

DonkeyDelight 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 3:09

Dude, that would be awesome!

milkshakesrule 0

Monday 15 February 2010 23:55

Take back double when she gets paid :)

demoon_fml 7

Monday 15 February 2010 23:57

Lol

littlenova13 2

Monday 15 February 2010 23:58

um has anyone considered that their sister stole it, and not everyone spends their christmas money the day they get it. plus, you shouldnt have to hide your wallet from your family, so its totally not their fault that their sister steals money from them.

flgirlwguitar 2

Tuesday 16 February 2010 0:00

I haven't spent all of my Christmas money. I'm old enough to put most of it in the bank (waiting and hoping the iPhone comes out for Verizon), but I can see someone in their teens not doing that. OP, in this case its not tattling if you tell your parents. They might help her out if its legit and get you your money back.