Money: Today, I was missing $20 from my wallet, so I decided to ask...

By Ambar - 15/02/2010 17:02 - Canada

Today, I was missing $20 from my wallet, so I decided to ask my sister if she had taken it. Her response? "That reminds me, I need to borrow another 50." She has a job. That was my Christmas money. FML

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By Elizabeth Ann - 04/10/2019 22:00

Today, I told my mom about the $50 I'd hidden in case of an emergency, and how I couldn't find it. She said she'd borrowed it last week. FML

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By tp2014 - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Jesup

Today, I was looking for a job. I was so desperate for gas money to drive around town that I had to steal $20 from my sister. She's only 10 years old. FML

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Scammers gonna scam

By sarahwittman - 13/06/2011 22:29 - United States

Today, my aunt and I went shopping. When we got to the store, she said she forgot her wallet, and I told her I would buy some things for her. When we were at the checkout, I was a dollar short. She said, "Oh, I'll get it!" and pulled out her wallet. FML

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By swimmonster81 - 25/12/2015 21:22

Today, my mother told me how she managed to afford all of the expensive Christmas presents we got. She took out extra money when applying for my student loans. FML

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By Useless Key - 02/09/2018 18:30

Today, my sister couldn't find the spare key I gave her for my apartment, so I had to pay a $50 fee to the leasing office. Not 30 minutes after paying, she found the key. In her purse. On her keychain. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2023 04:00

Today, my mom stole my holiday money because she found it “near her bag” in my kitchen and “assumed it was hers” and she must have “forgotten it was in there all this time.” I demanded it back, but she’d already spent it on hair, nails, shoes, and a date night with dad. She won’t pay me back either. FML

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You walked into that one

By BrokeasAJoke - 03/05/2022 14:00

Today, I asked my mom if I could borrow $20 since I don’t get paid until Friday. She responded with, “Why don’t you return those packages that arrived this week from your online shopping sprees?” FML

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Addict

By Anonymous - 23/09/2013 02:56 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my mother asked me if she could borrow $200. Being the lovely daughter I am, I gave her my bank card to withdraw it herself. She gambled it away and maxed my bank account out. I had $1500 saved. FML

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By sisisathief - 28/05/2017 08:00 - United States - Concord

Today, I caught my sister taking money from my wallet. When I confronted her, she claimed that she was actually putting back money that she had stolen earlier. She doesn't understand the irony. FML

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Smooth criminal

By Anonymous - 28/02/2022 00:01

Today, my sister stole my credit card, used it to rack up a small debt, then told my mom she will pay me back in the future one day, “happily”. But not right now because she has better things to spend her money on. FML

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clumsyjazzy 0

Monday 15 February 2010 23:22

ugh, my sisters steal my money always! very annoying! FYL!

Hunts160 5

Tuesday 16 February 2010 1:35

go ahead and give it to her. then when she's not around take $100

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containsnosoy 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 0:28

1) She was honest. 2) You know where she sleeps. 3) You know where she keeps all her stuff. So, what's the problem?

tekinzdudez 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 0:33

ydi for not having the balls to take it back

Hunts160 5

Tuesday 16 February 2010 1:35

go ahead and give it to her. then when she's not around take $100

quikwit1212 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 2:45

It's time to slap your bitch of a sister across her face. She obviously has no respect for you.

MF12 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 4:12

and, if you have the deluxe version, SHE'LL STEAL THE POT OF GOLD!!!

bellem1122 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 4:48

your sister is a biatch.

Donish1786 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 5:16

your sister does drugs…

margarita24 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 5:48

that bitch! I wouldve choked the shyt outta here!

crowclarice 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 6:56

Hahaha I laughed way too hard at the wheelbarrow joke.

subieguy 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 7:26

are you aware Xmas was two months ago? you've got about 10 months yo save more. oh and she's your younger? sister. ha kick her a$$ til she pays back.....with interest