Miscellaneous: Today, I was mugged on my way to the bus stop. With no money...

By verrine - 19/06/2009 08:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I was mugged on my way to the bus stop. With no money or mobile I started to panic about the exam I had and ran the 3.5 miles to get to there. When I staggered up to the building only 20mins after the exam started, the university staff wouldn't let me sit it as I couldn't prove my identity. FML

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By noooooo - 22/01/2010 07:32 - Canada

Today, I ran 5 miles to catch the bus I take to university after missing my connection. When I got to the bus stop, I realized I had left my U-Pass on my desk at home. On top of the assignment that was due. FML

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By chilegrande - 01/03/2011 20:59 - United States

Today, I was mugged while on my way to the bookstore. I'd saved up for months to make a mega-purchase of study materials for my major, only for it to be taken away in a few seconds by some lowlife thug. FML

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By king of 8 - 09/05/2021 11:00

Today, on the way to an exam, I got hit by a car. I got back up and limped to class. The teacher wouldn’t let me in because I was 10 seconds late. FML

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You deserved it 85

By gudmarjoh - 08/12/2010 23:09 - Iceland

Today, after studying all night for an exam, I ran out to catch the bus. On my way to the bus, my hair got caught in a branch for some minutes. Thinking I'd missed the bus but thankfully didn't, I went on. A few minutes later I remembered that my exam had been postponed for 3 hours today. FML

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By risingtide - 20/11/2018 15:30

Today, I reached my exam center late after taking the wrong metro twice, only to find out that I forgot my calculator at home. FML

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You deserved it 1 194

By roadrage - 22/10/2009 13:11 - Australia

Today, I missed my University entrance exam because of heavy traffic. I was stuck at one intersection for over an hour. The real kicker? It took me less than 10 minutes to drive home. FML

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You deserved it 3 299

By Tanner - 16/07/2011 06:23 - United States

Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML

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You deserved it 3 684

By Anonymous - 05/09/2013 20:28 - United States - Virginia Beach

Today, I went to college, where I'm studying for my dream job. Despite getting up at 5am to catch the earliest bus into town, I arrived ten minutes late. My professor knows my circumstances, but is still threatening to kick me off the course if I don't "arrive on time like everyone else." FML

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You deserved it 8 005

By Anonymous - 18/02/2011 21:36 - United States

Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML

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You deserved it 3 573

Bad day

By Anonymous - 12/11/2010 05:37 - United States

Today, I accidentally set off an alarm at the school I work for. No one was there, I didn't have the code or password the company needed, my boss wouldn't answer his phone, 3 policemen interrogated me and asked for ID but realized I left home without my wallet. There was nothing I could do. I cried. FML

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Ilovelife07 0

Friday 19 June 2009 16:25

lol, how great would it be if the mugger went and took the test using your ID and purposely failed it just to screw you over even more?

blue8795 0

Friday 19 June 2009 16:25

Wow, yeah.... that sucks.

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sonik42 0

Friday 19 June 2009 17:08

Tell the police. Muggers suck.

kitties_fml 12

Friday 19 June 2009 17:41

that ******* sucks...

sarakthx 0

Friday 19 June 2009 17:47

How the hell would you deserve this? EVER?

cthulhu1138 1

Friday 19 June 2009 17:53

For future reference, you should have called the police as soon as possible and gotten a police report. Then cancel any and all credit/debit cards you had in your wallet. As for the exam, you'd have solid evidence for being the victim of a robbery, and they can't fail you for that (even if the professor tries, a complaint to the administration should do the trick). FYL for getting mugged, but next time be a bit smarter about it.

bibliobhulabalo 3

Friday 19 June 2009 18:44

It would be hard to call without a cell phone or any change for a payphone.

lil_miz_liz09 0

Friday 19 June 2009 18:48

he said "with no money or mobile device" um so i think he didnt have money for a payphone and no cell phone ok?

sux_too_beh_mehz 0

Friday 19 June 2009 18:14

mug the uni staff and tell em "now u know what it feels like lemmeh wirte and u get it all back :3"

alex_vik 0

Friday 19 June 2009 18:22

I don't get how people get mugged unless they've got a knife to their throat. Even then you can easily turn it around and cut the attacker with the knife. It's called self defense people.

MidnightShadow 0

Friday 19 June 2009 19:35

Right, okay. When you get mugged, see if you're thinking "this is the appropriate way to do this!"

hockey_chick 0

Friday 19 June 2009 18:25

That's why you practice the art of yelling the word "rape" it comes in handy MANY times, but in the case it doesn't work...which it never does, yell "FIRE!" people always come to the rescue then!