Transportation: Today, I was on a long-haul plane journey home from my holiday....

By James4929 - 08/01/2010 00:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on a long-haul plane journey home from my holiday. After 5 hours, I decided to stretch my arms whilst watching a movie. Little did I know that a little girl was approaching, running down the aisle as my arm stretched out. I accidentally clothes-lined a little 9 year old girl. FML

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By airport - 10/05/2009 18:49 - United States

Today, I flew to see my long distance boyfriend who I haven't seen in 6 months. Upon seeing me, he ran up to me, picked me up and swung me around like they do in the movies. In doing so, my foot hit a 4 year-old child who was running past and knocked him out. FML

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By babymine - 09/03/2012 04:45 - United States

Today, I was boarding a plane and a woman's bag started to fall. In the spur of the moment I thrust my arm up to catch it. I didn't catch the bag, but I did catch her boob. I had to sit next to her for the rest of the flight. FML

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By wellalrightythen - 09/02/2015 06:23 - United States - Hobart

Today, I boarded a plane. A woman decided that she didn't like where she'd put her carry on luggage and pulled it out from over my head. The heavy luggage then fell right onto my face, the wheel smacking me in the mouth and busting my lip open. She just laughed and waltzed away without a word. FML

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By G-6 - 07/01/2011 11:24

Today, I was on the plane asleep. I woke up after feeling the plane jolt and I screamed at the top of my lungs. The little girl next to me told me I was a sissy. Everyone on the plane laughed. FML

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By PlaneGuy - 25/02/2017 01:00 - Reunion - Saint-denis

Today, I was on a plane and a cute girl was getting ready to sit down beside me, but upon making eye contact, she asked to switch seats. FML

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By Idiot - 22/08/2009 18:44 - United States

Today, while watching a movie with my girlfriend, I had to go to the bathroom. As I returned, I thought it would be cute to jump over the side of the couch and land next to her. I accidentally landed on her arm and broke her wrist. It wasn't as cute as I expected. FML

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Look where you're going, dude

By balancestrikesagain - 24/04/2009 09:37 - United States

Today, I was getting onto an airplane and happened to admire the stewardess. I was walking onto the plane and was just about to talk to her when my foot slipped into the crack between the boarding ramp and the plane. Not only did she laugh as I limped to my seat but now I have bruised nuts. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2012 14:11 - United States

Today, I went on a long flight. I was fortunate enough to sit next to a great girl. However, she must have thought I was not so great, because she moved to the empty seat across the aisle. Next to my dad. Who then told stories about how I always get motion sickness on airplanes. I then threw up. FML

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By plantfood - 06/01/2012 05:47 - United States

Today, I was boarding a plane and an elderly woman asked if I could put her carry on into the overhead bin. Eager to help, I energetically lifted her bag up, and smacked her in the face with it. FML

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Smooth gym bro

By Dkim620 - 07/01/2013 03:16 - United States

Today, I was running on the treadmill at my local gym when I saw a girl I like a lot. I called out to her to say hi. As she was coming over, I accidentally stepped on the belt with one foot, crashed down on the treadmill, and continued to slide down in front of her, emerging with a gashed knee and arm. FML

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onebadsummer 0

Friday 8 January 2010 9:30

brats parents should have their child under control.

CyclonePsycho 1

Saturday 9 January 2010 0:56

You know Twinklestar, I am glad you are privileged enough to be able to fly first-class anytime you want. But the rest of us simply can't chose the more expensive options. It's not up to everyone else to adjust themselves accordingly because children are roaming around the plane like little demons. YOU need to control YOUR kids. Is it too much to ask that school-aged kids not act like maniacs in tight crowded spaces? Just because we expect that kind of crap doesn't mean we should tolerate it. Sure she was just going to the bathroom. But why wasn't she walking? Babies and toddlers acting up is one thing, but that girl should have been taught better than to run down the aisle of a plane. Nine years old is old enough to know how to behave in public. She's not "little" by any standards.

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iankennedy17 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 0:41

this made me giggle.

urclremi 2

Saturday 9 January 2010 0:42

OWNED!

Dragonmouth 4

Saturday 9 January 2010 1:10

She deserved it. She shouldn't have been running.

FMLfan23 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 2:52

Why are you all making it sound like he did it in purpose no one cares if you people hate kids. Obiously if the guy who wrote this, put it on FML he didn't mean tob and felt bad so take twinklestars advice and shut up about little kids cause I doubt he meant to, and FYI you were all little kids once too

hedgehogs 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 3:15

The nine-year-old should have had better sense than to be running in a plane aisle. Failing that, the parents should have had better control of her in a situation where they were in such tight quarters with so many other people. Please don't beat yourself up over this. It wasn't deliberate. And IMO, the brat deserved considerably worse.

nathat 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 3:18

I love you.

iepiclyfial 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 3:20

how is this fail. this is epic

Erindub 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 4:34

I'm willing to bet there were at least 10 other people on that plane who appreciated your doing this even if it was an accident. BTW thanks for the laugh.

MF12 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 4:50

why should all kids not be allowed on planes? I go to china to see half my family every year since I was like 4. besides if they weren't allowed on planes what would the parents do with their YOUNG kids?

performingyak 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 4:53

HAHAHAHAhahahah hilarious !! I always hoped someone would do that to children who run around on planes....but unless a lifetime ban on flying followed not exactly a FML