Transportation: Today, I was on a plane. The person sitting next to me was using...

By fatman - 14/12/2009 18:49 - United States

Today, I was on a plane. The person sitting next to me was using the plane's wifi, and was on Facebook. They joined the group 'I hate sitting next to fat people on airplanes'. FML

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By planes - 30/12/2009 06:27 - United States

Today, on the airplane, the kid behind me kicked my seat hundreds of times, while the big bald guy next to me farted deadly ones repeatedly. I was on a non-stop 14-hour flight. FML

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By ugly me - 24/10/2010 00:50 - United States

Today, I was sitting on a plane waiting for everyone to get on. A cute guy around my age had the option of sitting next to me or an old guy. He gave me a horrified look and immediately sat next to the old man. I got to sit next to his mother. She evil eyed me the whole time. FML

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By PlaneGuy - 25/02/2017 01:00 - Reunion - Saint-denis

Today, I was on a plane and a cute girl was getting ready to sit down beside me, but upon making eye contact, she asked to switch seats. FML

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By ifmlftw - 22/06/2011 04:03 - United States

Today, I was sitting next to a lady on an airplane who was very overweight. She fell asleep on me, and violently bled from her nose upon take off and landing. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2009 06:06 - United States

Today, I was at the airport to catch a plane. It was very crowded at the gate and there was nowhere to sit except for a flat metal bench, so I sat on that. Turns out I was sitting on a luggage scale, so my weight was displayed for everybody to see. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2012 14:11 - United States

Today, I went on a long flight. I was fortunate enough to sit next to a great girl. However, she must have thought I was not so great, because she moved to the empty seat across the aisle. Next to my dad. Who then told stories about how I always get motion sickness on airplanes. I then threw up. FML

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By Nutty - 24/06/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I was sitting next to this cute guy on an airplane who I had started talking to. There was still an empty seat between us and it seemed like there weren't any more passengers boarding the plane. I then asked out loud, "I wonder if anyone will sit between us?" He replied "I hope so." FML

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By Ashleigh - 22/04/2011 18:43 - United States

Today, I was on a three hour flight to Los Angeles for a corporate meeting. The woman next to me instantly fell asleep and snored louder than a freight train, while the kid behind me made a hobby of thashing my seat from behind. When I peered over and asked him to stop, he spat in my face. FML

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Monday 14 December 2009 23:35

Did they join the group 'I hate people who look over my shoulder and read my screen' afterward? CUZ THAT'S WHATCHA DID.

viqas12 0

Monday 14 December 2009 23:20

aeroplanes have wifi now????

Comments

pshnoway 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 3:39

YDI for being a nosey bastard. Mind your own business, you don't even know if the person was talking about you, they might have just been invited to join the group by someone who knew they were going on vacation. If you really are fat, then start trying to lose weight because you're not helping yourself by bitching on FML.

makino_fml 2

Tuesday 15 December 2009 3:53

It is times like these when you wished you had access to FB, too, eh?

SuicideSongbird 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 3:56

Should be joinging the group "I hate people who look at what I'm doing on my laptop" too

zabeth_fml 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 4:00

That was pretty mean though. Are you a big fat fatty?

Danzergirl1 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 4:13

Just cuz he joined tht group doesnt mean hes tlking about you.

zabeth_fml 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 4:24

haha not you, I meant him. He was saying fat people are mean ... kinda hypocritical eh?

somepartsareme 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 4:44

He probably did it just to spite you, since you were obviously looking over his shoulder.

Confuzzledmuch 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 5:54

fat people are annoying to sit next to, you payed for a seat so you shouldn't have to share it with someones rolls and why were you reading what they were doing?!

daowdedo 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 6:55

well, now you could say you hate sitting next to skinny jealous people. ha

kaleid0scopeEyes 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 13:34

jealous of what? being fat? this isn't a third world country where fat people are seen as the wealthy ones...

Picklelloll 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 8:20

"YDI for being fat" oh my god... What are you guys? 5? Don't you know how insensitive you people are? Well it's YDI for being complete failures at live who will probably end up living alone if you already aren't.

RamenEatinPanda 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 12:09

Live, eh? Good one. And who the hell cares if someone makes fun of someone for being fat? I doubt you're perfect and that you don't make fun of anyone. If them making fun of someone makes there life better, let them. Jesus titty ******* christ.