Intimacy: Today, I was on an Easyjet flight, next to two attractive girls,...

By Byron fiddles - 24/02/2009 11:57 - Hungary

Today, I was on an Easyjet flight, next to two attractive girls, listening to a track which starts with a woman pleasuring herself. I don't like this track so I go to skip it but accidentally unplug my headphones, activating my phone speakers and revealing the said woman at the peak of her orgasm. FML

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By Shrekkk - 02/07/2019 06:14

Today, I accidentally connected my phone to my mum's headphones while watching porn. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/06/2014 21:32 - United States - Grand Prairie

Today, I was using my phone while in a crowded waiting room, and I accidentally tapped on a YouTube video with the volume still at maximum. The first words everyone heard? "Fuck her right in the pussy!" FML

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By Anonymous - 28/04/2012 04:41 - United States

Today, I had my headphones on while on the bus. I didn't realize how loud the music was till the woman sitting next to me punched me for changing her favorite song and then "ignoring her" when she asked me to put it back. FML

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By Thomas - 20/09/2010 07:16 - United States

Today, I was on my way home on an airplane. The guy I had to sit next to was reading a book with naked girls in it. About 15 minutes into the flight, he had an erection and started to giggle. It was a 2 hour flight. FML

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By Bluetooth Connection - 01/10/2018 03:00

Today, I sat in the bathroom on my phone to rub one out after a long day. Wanting to hear the action, I upped the volume until the sound was low enough for me to hear, despite the volume being near max. I continued until I realized my phone was connected to my headset outside near my family. FML

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By Skylan - 13/11/2008 10:31 - France

Today, I took advantage of the fact that my wife was sleeping to watch porn on my computer. I put headphones on so that she wouldn't hear, but It wasn't until she came out of the bedroom that I realised I hadn't plugged them in properly. FML

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By djfail - 01/09/2011 17:56 - United States

Today, I was DJing on a popular local radio station when a pop-up window appeared on the station's computer. Of all the possible sounds that could have played, it was a girl screaming in pleasure. It went out live on air. FML

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By UH-OH - 15/03/2009 04:22 - United States

Today, I sat next to an attractive punk-rock guy on a plane. I tried impressing him by playing music I thought he would like. I clicked on The Who and opened a large window with the album cover so he could see. The track then shuffled, and he was faced with a giant picture of Miley Cyrus. FML

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By terry - 02/11/2009 01:22 - United States

Today, I was DJing for a church event where I was stationed in the middle and everyone was sitting behind me. I walked over to get something to drink and eat and come back with glaring looks. My screensaver had came on with pictures of my naked girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2010 01:28 - Canada

Today, as I got to my first class seat on an airplane, I saw the person I'd be sitting next to wafting the smell of her vagina towards herself and breathing in deeply. It's an eight hour flight. FML

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Tuesday 24 February 2009 20:36

what the **** kind of song is that.

yay_fml 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 20:48

I want to know this song to create my own awkward moments.

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JAWZ0RS 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 17:23

Rob Zombie has screwed me over like that a few times, too. You're not alone.

nwmsuFML 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 21:57

i would say either... rob zombie or Tech N9ne (sex out south)

jtsasquatch 0

Saturday 14 April 2012 16:59

Sex out south for sure

shorgenfunkel 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 21:48

Gamma Ray -- "Blood Religion?"

Isa_fml 20

Thursday 5 March 2009 23:41

brave/#19: That's exactly what I was thinking! Belphegor! And I wouldn't listen to Rob Zombie in public (or at all) either. Not because he's iconoclastic and violent, but because I'm not a 15-year-old mall goth and that shit's just embarrassing.

YT222 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 1:21

OMG!!!! was it me so horny???

maiden_girl 5

Friday 13 March 2009 13:10

I would've just removed it from my mp3 player completely beforehand if I didn't like it. And btw, what the heck kind of song is that?!

dangermouse2990 19

Tuesday 29 April 2014 17:41

It could be a huge number of rap or electronic songs

esclave_fml 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 13:27

@ #18 :D

Shibbles1 0

Monday 16 March 2009 4:59

Does at song by MSI start like that? I have a similar experience. I was listening to an MSI mix cd outside of my car at a local target waiting for a game of Highschool fugitive to start up when the song that had the start sound like a girl getting ****** (I hate jimmy page) and in the group of us, were around 5 sophomore Mormon girls. All of the guys laughed, and the girls looked at us like total idiots xD