Love: Today, I was on my first blind date. We went to a fancy restaurant...

By dancer_2014 - 28/05/2011 12:44 - United States

Today, I was on my first blind date. We went to a fancy restaurant in the middle in the city. After using the bathroom, I came back to an empty table. He stole my purse and left. FML

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By Whyme - 30/06/2022 06:00

Today, I went on a date with my a man I’ve been seeing at a restaurant. I went to use the restroom. When I came back, he and my purse were gone. He won’t answer my phone calls or texts, and he blocked me on Instagram. I’ve been ghosted and robbed. FML

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By goodeyesight - 11/10/2012 14:02 - Brazil - Sào Paulo

Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML

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By mighthavepaidfortwodates - 28/03/2019 22:00

Today, after an amazing date with a girl I like at a restaurant, I realized I foolishly forgot my wallet. When I returned, I spotted my date at another table on a date with a different guy. I also wasn’t able to find my wallet. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2012 19:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a blind date at a local restaurant. When my date walked in, she took one look at me, said "Nope", and walked out. FML

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By ashleyevans - 04/04/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, my friend and I went to a really expensive restaurant. We got really bad service, so halfway through the meal we decided to dine-and-dash. Turns out I left my purse in the restaurant. With my I.D. and everything inside. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2022 04:59 - United States - West Covina

Today, I went on a blind date. My date spent the whole time at the restaurant on his phone and didn't even try to show interest. Thankfully I'll never have to deal with this individual ever again. FML

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By thissinglelife - 06/09/2013 06:42 - United States - Alhambra

Today, I had my first date in almost four years. Twenty minutes into our dinner date, I excused myself to use the ladies room. When I came back, not only was he gone, but there was also a security guard waiting to walk me out. I still have no clue why he left or why I got kicked out. FML

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By Tiffosaur - 04/01/2013 06:12 - United States

Today, I went on a blind date. As soon as my date saw me walking towards him, he checked his watch and said, "Oops, wrong place." Then walked right past me. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/03/2023 20:00 - United States - Houston

Today, I went on a blind date. Not only I had already been on a date with the guy before, we'd also had both forgotten about it until halfway through the dinner. FML

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Bad omen

By coveholli - 15/11/2014 14:43 - Australia - Perth

Today, I went on a blind date. Not only did his phone go flat before I found him, but we were at totally different bars. FML

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myxcure 2

Saturday 28 May 2011 19:47

You didn't take your purse with you?

A7X_LoVeee 10

Saturday 28 May 2011 19:48

Why would you leave your purse with someone you don't know? Try to use more common sense next time.

Comments

lonely_heart_89 6

Sunday 29 May 2011 9:01

At least you know who did it.

meredithxjane 0

Sunday 29 May 2011 9:31

whyd you leave your purse with a stranger?

annonomusCG 0

Sunday 29 May 2011 9:42

WHY THE HELL DIDNT YOU TAKE YOUR BAG IDIOT. DON'T TRUST DO EASILY. YOU DONT KNOW THIS DUDE.

barbiiee_fml 0

Sunday 29 May 2011 10:54

who the hell leaves their purse unattended ?! idiot!

BillClinton_fml 0

Sunday 29 May 2011 11:38

lol at how much of a loser that guy was

Mean_Mr_Mustard 9

Sunday 29 May 2011 11:40

130- And how exactly is "getting your revenge" by setting his car on fire or stealing his property going to correct these flaws you refuse to over look but are full willing to participate in? Good luck changing the worlds problems with notion. ha! Maybe your energy would be put to better use in correcting your flaws like caring way too much about your belonging then you do your character. I choose to act civilized when those around me revert to animalistic behaviors like you are now.