Love: Today, I was on my first blind date. We went to a fancy restaurant...

By dancer_2014 - 28/05/2011 12:44 - United States

Today, I was on my first blind date. We went to a fancy restaurant in the middle in the city. After using the bathroom, I came back to an empty table. He stole my purse and left. FML

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By Whyme - 30/06/2022 06:00

Today, I went on a date with my a man I’ve been seeing at a restaurant. I went to use the restroom. When I came back, he and my purse were gone. He won’t answer my phone calls or texts, and he blocked me on Instagram. I’ve been ghosted and robbed. FML

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By goodeyesight - 11/10/2012 14:02 - Brazil - Sào Paulo

Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML

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By mighthavepaidfortwodates - 28/03/2019 22:00

Today, after an amazing date with a girl I like at a restaurant, I realized I foolishly forgot my wallet. When I returned, I spotted my date at another table on a date with a different guy. I also wasn’t able to find my wallet. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2012 19:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a blind date at a local restaurant. When my date walked in, she took one look at me, said "Nope", and walked out. FML

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By ashleyevans - 04/04/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, my friend and I went to a really expensive restaurant. We got really bad service, so halfway through the meal we decided to dine-and-dash. Turns out I left my purse in the restaurant. With my I.D. and everything inside. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2022 04:59 - United States - West Covina

Today, I went on a blind date. My date spent the whole time at the restaurant on his phone and didn't even try to show interest. Thankfully I'll never have to deal with this individual ever again. FML

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By thissinglelife - 06/09/2013 06:42 - United States - Alhambra

Today, I had my first date in almost four years. Twenty minutes into our dinner date, I excused myself to use the ladies room. When I came back, not only was he gone, but there was also a security guard waiting to walk me out. I still have no clue why he left or why I got kicked out. FML

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By Tiffosaur - 04/01/2013 06:12 - United States

Today, I went on a blind date. As soon as my date saw me walking towards him, he checked his watch and said, "Oops, wrong place." Then walked right past me. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/03/2023 20:00 - United States - Houston

Today, I went on a blind date. Not only I had already been on a date with the guy before, we'd also had both forgotten about it until halfway through the dinner. FML

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Bad omen

By coveholli - 15/11/2014 14:43 - Australia - Perth

Today, I went on a blind date. Not only did his phone go flat before I found him, but we were at totally different bars. FML

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myxcure 2

Saturday 28 May 2011 19:47

You didn't take your purse with you?

A7X_LoVeee 10

Saturday 28 May 2011 19:48

Why would you leave your purse with someone you don't know? Try to use more common sense next time.

Comments

captainburke 5

Tuesday 31 July 2012 2:41

Aw that's ****** up!

Llamagirl99 0

Monday 22 October 2012 2:19

Why would you leave your purse on the table, if you barely met this person!!!!

Samba1234 13

Monday 5 November 2012 19:09

seriously folks - maybe he's a stranger, but normally you trust people and meet them with an open mind! :) But of course there's idiots like him :(

inapickle101 6

Tuesday 6 November 2012 20:03

So whens the next date?.........................

TheImaginarySong 16

Wednesday 24 July 2013 0:07

I always take my purse with me to the bathroom

Vintage_Cola 29

Friday 17 January 2014 19:42

I've read enough FMLs to know blind dates were invented by satan.

mermaidgirl5413 10

Tuesday 17 June 2014 1:06

ITS A BLIND DATE. YOU DONT KNOW THEM. WHY WOULD YOU LEAVE YOUR SHIT AT THE TABLE?!

OwlsMakeBowels 17

Monday 20 July 2015 16:20

You ALWAYS TAKE UR STUFFFFFFFF, you're dumb lol

RayniDae 12

Tuesday 13 September 2016 17:27

and that's why I take my purse with me

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