Love: Today, I was on my first blind date. We went to a fancy restaurant...

By dancer_2014 - 28/05/2011 12:44 - United States

Today, I was on my first blind date. We went to a fancy restaurant in the middle in the city. After using the bathroom, I came back to an empty table. He stole my purse and left. FML

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By Whyme - 30/06/2022 06:00

Today, I went on a date with my a man I’ve been seeing at a restaurant. I went to use the restroom. When I came back, he and my purse were gone. He won’t answer my phone calls or texts, and he blocked me on Instagram. I’ve been ghosted and robbed. FML

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By goodeyesight - 11/10/2012 14:02 - Brazil - Sào Paulo

Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML

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By mighthavepaidfortwodates - 28/03/2019 22:00

Today, after an amazing date with a girl I like at a restaurant, I realized I foolishly forgot my wallet. When I returned, I spotted my date at another table on a date with a different guy. I also wasn’t able to find my wallet. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2012 19:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a blind date at a local restaurant. When my date walked in, she took one look at me, said "Nope", and walked out. FML

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By ashleyevans - 04/04/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, my friend and I went to a really expensive restaurant. We got really bad service, so halfway through the meal we decided to dine-and-dash. Turns out I left my purse in the restaurant. With my I.D. and everything inside. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2022 04:59 - United States - West Covina

Today, I went on a blind date. My date spent the whole time at the restaurant on his phone and didn't even try to show interest. Thankfully I'll never have to deal with this individual ever again. FML

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By thissinglelife - 06/09/2013 06:42 - United States - Alhambra

Today, I had my first date in almost four years. Twenty minutes into our dinner date, I excused myself to use the ladies room. When I came back, not only was he gone, but there was also a security guard waiting to walk me out. I still have no clue why he left or why I got kicked out. FML

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By Tiffosaur - 04/01/2013 06:12 - United States

Today, I went on a blind date. As soon as my date saw me walking towards him, he checked his watch and said, "Oops, wrong place." Then walked right past me. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/03/2023 20:00 - United States - Houston

Today, I went on a blind date. Not only I had already been on a date with the guy before, we'd also had both forgotten about it until halfway through the dinner. FML

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By coveholli - 15/11/2014 14:43 - Australia - Perth

Today, I went on a blind date. Not only did his phone go flat before I found him, but we were at totally different bars. FML

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myxcure 2

Saturday 28 May 2011 19:47

You didn't take your purse with you?

A7X_LoVeee 10

Saturday 28 May 2011 19:48

Why would you leave your purse with someone you don't know? Try to use more common sense next time.

Comments

Offensive_fml 4

Sunday 29 May 2011 0:04

A woman going to the bathroom without her purse is like a douche bag going without his earrings to a party.

amadan 0

Sunday 29 May 2011 0:09

I say your life sucks, but leaving your stuff with a stranger isn't too clever.

nani11 0

Sunday 29 May 2011 0:30

yup! thats what you get for leaving your purse.. idiot..

Evolution95 0

Sunday 29 May 2011 0:30

today, i went on a blind date to find an ugly woman. when she went to the bathroom, i stole her purse. it was empty. FML

xbella 8

Sunday 29 May 2011 0:33

why would you leave your purse, YDI!

misskris308 0

Sunday 29 May 2011 0:59

note to self: never leave ur purse alone with a stranger

katyRaWr 0

Sunday 29 May 2011 0:59

you seriously left your purse at the table?? why wouldn't you take it with you?! duhhh....

parxxx 0

Sunday 29 May 2011 1:03

maybe he thought u were blind

madseewhy 3

Sunday 29 May 2011 1:24

uh.. you probably should keep your purse close wherever you go

Fmlsomuch133 0

Sunday 29 May 2011 1:32

Blind date so u dont knw him n u leave ur purse there.. Sux but u kinda deserve it... Dont trust sum1 u just met... Really u should trust even people u think u knw.. The world is full of jerks