Miscellaneous: Today, I was on my way to my first job interview in months. I...

By spasti-cunt - 17/05/2014 20:51 - Ireland

Today, I was on my way to my first job interview in months. I wasn't even halfway to the place when a bunch of cockbites in a car drove past and hurled a bucket of paint out the window, drenching me and several other people on the street. FML

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By sadlrana121 - 10/01/2015 22:46 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I psyched myself up and headed out to a really promising job interview. I was sure I was going to nail it and get my first job. That is, until a bird shat on my head on my way there. Thank you so very much, universe. FML

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By "syd_the_kidd_9707" - 25/02/2019 00:00

Today, I went in my car to a very important job interview. I was out of gas, so I had to get some on the way. When i was done pumping, I went to get back in and the door handle broke off on the driver's side. Then I blew a tire on a piece of metal. Needless to say, I lost my chance. FML

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By Groom - 30/11/2008 10:51 - France

Today, I had an important interview. On the way there, I stopped in front of a car window to look at my reflection, checking I didn't have salad stuck between my teeth. Having pulled several faces, I realised that there were two girls inside the car, cracking up with laughter. FML

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You ain't from around here, are you?

By Sylv - 15/03/2023 02:00

Today, I was running late for a job interview so I took what I thought was a shortcut through an dank alleyway. I ended up getting chased by a pack of stray cats and arrived at the interview covered in scratches and cat hair. FML

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By Sod's Law in action - 17/03/2018 01:30

Today, I turned up to my job interview ready for any question, with impeccable references and previous work experience. Then I saw that one of my interviewers was the lady I accidentally hit with my bicycle last week. She still has stitches in her cheek. No job for me. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2014 15:35 - United Kingdom - Montrose

Today, I got my car cleaned. As I drove home, the passenger of the van in front of me vomited out the window. The vomit sailed back and splattered all over the front of my car. A waste of £10 and a mental image that will never go away. FML

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By pothole - 03/03/2010 20:16 - United States

Today, it was nice out, so I drove with my car windows down. I was stopped trying to turn onto a busy highway, when a car turned off the highway right next to me, hit a pothole, and splashed dirty water into my window and into my open mouth. FML

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By ... - 12/02/2019 18:00

Today, I finally had an interview for my dream job. It was all going great until I started chuckling uncontrollably, snorted like a pig and hit the guy with the world's largest snot rocket. All I could do was slip out the door as he sat paralysed with shock. FML

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By Geemeisters - 08/11/2015 10:03 - United Kingdom - Studley

Today, after several months desperately searching for a job and feeling pretty insecure and unimportant, I drove 15 miles to a job interview. On parking my car at the destination, I found that during my drive a spider had been making a cobweb between the car and my hair. FML

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Waste my time

By screwyoucompany - 19/05/2017 20:00

Today, I had a job interview. I was almost late due to road closure and being blocked in my street by the trash truck. The "interview" turned out to be a hiring fair, with lots of other people. I had to wait outside for 3 hours in the sun with no shade, water or food. I didn't get the job. FML

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Qwermy 16

Sunday 18 May 2014 2:13

Those douchebags sure showed you their true colors, OP

dawood_k 27

Sunday 18 May 2014 2:12

Ain't nothing like painting the town red, and it's people too... (Was it at least red paint?)

Comments

AANGG666 6

Sunday 18 May 2014 4:22

What's a "cockbite"? I've never heard someone be called that before. XD

buckdharma 37

Sunday 18 May 2014 4:26

Hopefully you're a neutral color so you don't clash with your decor.

yourwifelovesme 25

Sunday 18 May 2014 4:28

"I see a line of cars and they're all painted black...." -Rolling Stones

taywuzhere 11

Sunday 18 May 2014 4:32

Shhhhh just act normal and maybe no one will notice....

badminton 14

Sunday 18 May 2014 10:16

Act casual

KimchiKim 9

Sunday 18 May 2014 4:35

Cockbites? I swear I absolutely love you Irish people. You are the best at insults.

amicusbriefs 10

Sunday 18 May 2014 6:56

I'm not sure if I like the insult or OPs name better.

De_Bri 16

Sunday 18 May 2014 10:01

Both are just brilliant. I'm with you am can't determine which I like more. I know for one I'm going to have to start using those terms.

Attacksloth 33

Sunday 18 May 2014 4:56

It'll be a paint-staking process getting hired now. Brush up on your interview skills and you'll be primed.

boshbish 14

Sunday 18 May 2014 4:58

Oh my. FYL indeed. I hope when you called/showed up that your potential was understanding and willing to reschedule. Best of luck out there OP!

PewDiePie_Lover 14

Sunday 18 May 2014 5:00

did you get the job?

ladybugz23 13

Sunday 18 May 2014 5:13

those dumbasses

91hayek 31

Sunday 18 May 2014 5:48

There are now several fmls about people being hit by projectiles from moving vehicles. I myself have been hit by eggs. Why do people do this? Is it fun? Or some kind of rite? I really want to understand.