Miscellaneous: Today, I was on my way to my first job interview in months. I...

By spasti-cunt - 17/05/2014 20:51 - Ireland

Today, I was on my way to my first job interview in months. I wasn't even halfway to the place when a bunch of cockbites in a car drove past and hurled a bucket of paint out the window, drenching me and several other people on the street. FML

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By sadlrana121 - 10/01/2015 22:46 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I psyched myself up and headed out to a really promising job interview. I was sure I was going to nail it and get my first job. That is, until a bird shat on my head on my way there. Thank you so very much, universe. FML

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By "syd_the_kidd_9707" - 25/02/2019 00:00

Today, I went in my car to a very important job interview. I was out of gas, so I had to get some on the way. When i was done pumping, I went to get back in and the door handle broke off on the driver's side. Then I blew a tire on a piece of metal. Needless to say, I lost my chance. FML

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By Groom - 30/11/2008 10:51 - France

Today, I had an important interview. On the way there, I stopped in front of a car window to look at my reflection, checking I didn't have salad stuck between my teeth. Having pulled several faces, I realised that there were two girls inside the car, cracking up with laughter. FML

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By Sylv - 15/03/2023 02:00

Today, I was running late for a job interview so I took what I thought was a shortcut through an dank alleyway. I ended up getting chased by a pack of stray cats and arrived at the interview covered in scratches and cat hair. FML

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By Sod's Law in action - 17/03/2018 01:30

Today, I turned up to my job interview ready for any question, with impeccable references and previous work experience. Then I saw that one of my interviewers was the lady I accidentally hit with my bicycle last week. She still has stitches in her cheek. No job for me. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2014 15:35 - United Kingdom - Montrose

Today, I got my car cleaned. As I drove home, the passenger of the van in front of me vomited out the window. The vomit sailed back and splattered all over the front of my car. A waste of £10 and a mental image that will never go away. FML

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By pothole - 03/03/2010 20:16 - United States

Today, it was nice out, so I drove with my car windows down. I was stopped trying to turn onto a busy highway, when a car turned off the highway right next to me, hit a pothole, and splashed dirty water into my window and into my open mouth. FML

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By ... - 12/02/2019 18:00

Today, I finally had an interview for my dream job. It was all going great until I started chuckling uncontrollably, snorted like a pig and hit the guy with the world's largest snot rocket. All I could do was slip out the door as he sat paralysed with shock. FML

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By Geemeisters - 08/11/2015 10:03 - United Kingdom - Studley

Today, after several months desperately searching for a job and feeling pretty insecure and unimportant, I drove 15 miles to a job interview. On parking my car at the destination, I found that during my drive a spider had been making a cobweb between the car and my hair. FML

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Waste my time

By screwyoucompany - 19/05/2017 20:00

Today, I had a job interview. I was almost late due to road closure and being blocked in my street by the trash truck. The "interview" turned out to be a hiring fair, with lots of other people. I had to wait outside for 3 hours in the sun with no shade, water or food. I didn't get the job. FML

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Qwermy 16

Sunday 18 May 2014 2:13

Those douchebags sure showed you their true colors, OP

dawood_k 27

Sunday 18 May 2014 2:12

Ain't nothing like painting the town red, and it's people too... (Was it at least red paint?)

Comments

EpicGuy70 13

Sunday 18 May 2014 6:16

Now it is time to show your true colors to those douchebags

birdeye1524 12

Sunday 18 May 2014 6:26

I hope your dreams didn't get... Splattered.

BreathingClover 19

Sunday 18 May 2014 6:36

op?

crossdresseryau 11

Sunday 18 May 2014 6:39

Ydi for saying cockbites

mannatee 19

Sunday 18 May 2014 7:14

Follow-up! Did you still go to the interview and explain yourself?

AlliTheKat 27

Sunday 18 May 2014 7:59

Sorry OP, people are such jerks sometimes, but I wish you luck on the job hunt and hope you find something soon :)

khaled_almu 13

Sunday 18 May 2014 8:35

Maybe because this you will find better job in the future, so take it easy

lizard365 12

Sunday 18 May 2014 9:16

aww man I'm sorry op that really sucks I hope you got the job though

TimysterGates 15

Sunday 18 May 2014 10:23

Try telling them this was your creative way of showing your colourful personality

SimplyEcks 15

Sunday 18 May 2014 11:45

Damn OP that really sucks if it means anything you and many others have gotten hit by random objects from people in cars. My particular story related to this fml was a random stick part of a broomstick I think to the side of the head when I was younger around 10 If I remember properly. It knocked me out and I was awoken to random people surrounding me asking if I was ok and my head felt really sore but overall I think I was ok since the pain subsided a few hours later. So OP I can relate to you in that respect. One last thing I still don't get why this fml gets YDI when I see no fault going to OP because I certainly feel I didn't deserve that knock to the head. Sorry for the long post folks I just really relate to OP in this case.