By Anonymous - 10/02/2011 23:32 - United States

Today, I was on the bus heading home from school, when I noticed a ridiculously hot girl near me, checking me out. I was about to say something charmingly funny when I suddenly got a whiff of onions. Turns out she had turned around simply to catch the essence of her own fart. FML
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JoshTheMaggot 8

Don't you like onions?

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kayPandastyle 15

I can't even comprehend how nasty that is

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livinphobias666 0

I would try to wif mine but I'm afraid to because I might die from sulfur poisoning

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fthku 13

Every1luvsboners, just as you have the right to write endless retarded comments, some of them being funny and some not - not because you're funny of course, but you're bound to get a hit sometimes; there's actually a whole research on this in regards to probability of things if repeated enough times, quite fascinating- other people also have the right to write whatever the hell they like, it's the internet. Don't like it? Ignore it.

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hihi1212 1

thank you for sayibg somethibg. i wanted to so bad but thought that would be mean... he is so weird and annoying.

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millionaire93 0

if she was really hot you would have ignored it.

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lolol_BKYCHO 3

Maybe she was turning around for a different reason! I refuse to believe that someone would do that in public.

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underpaid011 0

so?? sounds awesome to me! hot chick, likes to smell her farts - all you need to complete the package is to get her to bring you a beer. if you were not such a pansy, you two could be having a Dutch oven contest right now.

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