By Anonymous - 10/02/2011 23:32 - United States

Today, I was on the bus heading home from school, when I noticed a ridiculously hot girl near me, checking me out. I was about to say something charmingly funny when I suddenly got a whiff of onions. Turns out she had turned around simply to catch the essence of her own fart. FML
I agree, your life sucks 37 149
You deserved it 4 797

Same thing different taste

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JoshTheMaggot 8

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Ruckainc 0

How did you know that was what she was doing? Do you always assume women who turn around are trying to smell their own farts? How did you know it was even her fart? Fake story is fake. YDI

bigantennaemay 3

maybe he does have a life, maybe he doesn't, but at least he has a boner! WIN!

224 - Who says he has a boner? He assumes everyone loves them but that doesn't mean he has one. ;)

rubyliu8420 7

U didn't still hit on her...what's up with that?

Rammer3500 23

On the bright side, you figured it out before saying something.