Love: Today, I was on the bus heading home from school, when I noticed...

By Anonymous - 10/02/2011 23:32 - United States

Today, I was on the bus heading home from school, when I noticed a ridiculously hot girl near me, checking me out. I was about to say something charmingly funny when I suddenly got a whiff of onions. Turns out she had turned around simply to catch the essence of her own fart. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 04:53 - United States

Today, while sitting on the bus a stranger sat next to me, farted, put his hand under his butt to smell what it was like, and then sniffed it throughout the whole ride while glancing at me. FML

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By Nat3_2020 - 27/01/2015 14:02 - United States

Today, as I walked on to the bus, the girl I liked whispered something to her friend. Curious, I asked what was so funny. She said she never realized that when I got on, I shook the bus. FML

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Powerful

By Noguestlist - 02/03/2011 08:16

Today, on the train, a cute girl gave me her number. After maybe half an hour, she went to her seat and I went to the toilet for a quick but loud and painful dump. I opened the door and saw her outside getting bitch-slapped by the smell. FML

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By mhm - 06/05/2012 02:21 - Canada - Woodbridge

Today, on the bus, I caught the eye of this ugly, sweaty girl giving me a death stare through the driver's mirror. I gave her a death stare back. Only then I realized I was staring at myself. FML

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By john - 28/01/2009 23:02 - United States

Today, the girl who I have had a crush on for 2 years snuck up from behind me and gave me a hug. I farted very loud at the same exact time. FML

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By Stinky and Single - 06/08/2015 23:14 - United States

Today, I was sitting in a secluded corner of a coffee shop and felt extremely gassy. Thinking I'd be safe, I let out a pretty nasty smelling fart. Next thing I know, a cute guy is approaching me and asked my name, but all it took was for him to inhale once and he bolted. FML

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By oops - 04/03/2016 21:28 - United States - Mankato

Today, I accidentally farted while shopping. There was an awkward silence followed by a god-awful stink and a lady's little girl bursting into tears. FML

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Queasy

By Anonymous - 10/11/2019 01:00 - Germany - Berlin

Today, my boss offered to give me a ride on her way home. Two seconds before getting into the car, I had to let out a fart. I didn't think the fart would follow me in, but it did. She rolled down the windows, and we lapsed into a silent, awkward ride home. FML

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By Chris - 22/10/2009 04:57 - Canada

Today, I was riding the bus home from college. I was standing in the aisle and there was a rather cute girl sitting next to me. The bus came to an abrupt stop, I tripped, and fell into her lap. She shrieked, "Eww! Get off me!" and shove me onto the floor of the bus. Nice to know I'm revolting. FML

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Dinnertime

By u.p.i.c. - 02/08/2019 22:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, the smell of my own fart made me feel hungry. FML

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Friday 11 February 2011 1:08

Don't you like onions?

SandraGee 7

Friday 11 February 2011 1:36

I guess she made a "pass" at you.

Comments

BahBah_The_Sheep 0

Friday 11 February 2011 5:46

One of the great difficulties of finding a nice pretty girl. Usually inside they're just raunchy.

88sforlife 0

Friday 11 February 2011 5:56

Do You Like Onions

bswole 1

Friday 11 February 2011 6:08

oh my lor well at least it wasnt a protein fart

Privations_fml 3

Friday 11 February 2011 6:37

Protein is good for you! Just not for your friends, and anyone else around you.

blad11 0

Friday 11 February 2011 6:12

I always try to smell the whole fart before anyone else can.

Suchagoonnn 4

Friday 11 February 2011 6:13

haha boners poor guy poor guy. and yes i concur it is subjective. imo, none of these fml commentors that everyone praises are funny. clever for the most part, but not funny. but thats just me.

jak133 0

Friday 11 February 2011 6:14

WHAT uh classy lady

DaniMegan16_fml 0

Friday 11 February 2011 6:19

Uhm how do you know she was sniffing her own fart? Maybe the smell came from somewhere else...I mean if you heard it or she was the only person or thing it could have came from I'd understand. I just don't think someone would wanna do that, especially publicly.