By bubbalicious - 13/08/2009 20:57 - Canada

Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML
I agree, your life sucks 39 712
You deserved it 87 020

Same thing different taste

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xNatsuki 0

Your sister is so cute. YDI for bragging.

Lol! That is funnier than crap. Poor you. :P

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monnanon 13

are you completely twisted or just thick. Not all girls want guys with experience and not all guys want virginal girls. As for the rest of your moronic statement people do usually tell friends about losing their virginity becuase the first time is a big deal. Its not like the OP got a megaphone and announced it to the whole world. She was bragging to one friend because she had lost her virginity but I doubt it was a one time encounter she had. women do not feel less clean the more they get laid. Even if you carefully vetted each sexual encounter and relationship you would still have a few partners before you found someone you wanted to settle down with (in most cases anyway) Why should women sit around waiting for guys while guys go around screwing anything they can. I'm not saying everyone should go around with different people every night but it takes time to find your perfect partner so expecting a woman to have had none or at least less sexual partners than you is something you shouldnt stock a relationship on. Oh and if you are looking for a woman that only wants to have sex with you in 5 months as you said then if you are with her for those five months she will only be with you. If you dump her then you have no say over her sex life. If you are on about the weird practise of dating and being non exclusive then again you have no say.

i'm 48, haven't lost my virginity.. i just left it up some fat girl. LOL

I do suggest you take a look at your screen name, sir. You have no right in the world to criticize someone else for this kind of thing when you call yourself anything including the word 'pimp'. There is no defined social norm about what each gender prefers experience-wise because the preference varies from person to person. Women can have trouble finding sexual partners too, and men can sometimes have a very easy time of it. You're making generalizations based off of the trappings of pop-culture. So please, step outside you mum's basement from time to time and actually interact with people and the world around you. As for your comments directed mainly at the OP... She was telling ONE bloody person about it...most likely her best friend or something. So stuff one of your own semen-filled socks in it and leave the girl alone.

FAKE, I say. Here's why: The story implies that the little girl has misunderstood the concept of virginity, and thinks it's an actual item the OP has lost, that maybe she can find. Fine so far, but, if the little girl didn't know what virginity meant, how did she expect to know if she found it anyway? Hmm...

That doesn't necessarily make it a fake, little kids do that sort of thing all the time - look for something even though they don't know what they're looking for. I'm sure in her mind she was thinking that as soon as she found it she would know, because she wouldn't already know what it was. I know that sounds too logical, but six year olds are smarter than you give them credit for.

ok first of all you had it comming when u decicded to brag about something like that even to your friend i dont cape if ur goig to tell me oh well shes/hes my best friend just tell them in person when you see them instead of having a 6 year old tell ur mom that you lost it.... funny as hell but ur not the brightest bulb for bragging you diserved that one

you've got some balls on you for saying that the OP isn't the brightest bulb when you type like shit. what, were you so enraged that the OP wasn't exactly thinking before she spilled her guts that it made you unable to type/spell? probably not, you probably just failed out of english class or couldn't be bothered to learn how to spell in ELEMENTARY SCHOOL....Christ Almighty...

This coming from the idiot who can't spell? Please, learn to spell correctly (or at lease use spell check), and then come back and insult the OP. To The OP: Aww your sister sounds like a cutie (: But that would totally suck. Try and smooth things over with your mom. But.. didn't you check to make sure no one was around you to hear your conversation? That's normally the first thing i do when I'm talking about something personal with a friend.

allocomrade 0

awwww...thats so cute!!! if she ever finds it, let me know. i'll help you lose it again. ;)

Does she even know what 'virginity' is?

Jennydew 0

OMG that is so funny!!! That's definitely something a 6 year old would do.