Kids: Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my...

By bubbalicious - 13/08/2009 20:57 - Canada

Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML

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By LovesHisHand - 20/09/2009 20:55 - United States

Today, I was in my 15-year-old sister’s room when I found birth control pills. I told my parents, who responded by saying, "Sex is beautiful thing." When I was her age my parents caught me pleasuring myself, and smashed my laptop with a hammer, all while calling me "filthy" and "immoral". FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2013 05:54 - United States

Today, I lost my virginity. Not only did my parents somehow find out, they posted about it on Facebook. FML

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Judgmental much!?

By Stairway2Heaven - 02/03/2009 21:03 - Canada

Today, I came home to find that my room had been ransacked. My mom comes out of nowhere and says that we need to have a talk. I freaked out thinking it was all the empty alcohol bottles under my bed. My mom holds up the birth control and says, "I always knew you were a whore." FML

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By ohemgee23 - 19/02/2010 05:31 - United States

Today, my little sister walked in on me and my boyfriend. I told her I would give her 10$ if she just pretended it never happened. She agreed, walked out and shut the door. Later, when my parents arrived, she yells: "Nicole and Joe were naked upstairs!" FML

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By joe - 23/06/2013 23:36 - United States - Easton

Today, I was teasing my 6-year-old sister about having a boyfriend. I asked her, "Did he take his shirt off?" She promptly said no. A few minutes later, she said, "But he did take his pants off." I then asked why. She said, "To show me his penis." FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2013 17:17 - United States - Durham

Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML

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By Tymer - 23/11/2012 15:56 - Canada - Malahat

Today, while at school, a bra fell out of my coat. After the initial shock, people started congratulating me on finally getting a girlfriend. I didn't have the heart to tell them it was my mom's. FML

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By tawnaciousd - 10/09/2009 06:35 - United States

Today, my sister surprised me by cleaning my room and doing my laundry. She found my journal, condoms and vibrator and decided to share her findings with my family. Oh yes... she also shrunk half my wardrobe. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/12/2011 07:28 - United States

Today, I overheard my mom telling my younger sister not to use my razors because she "doesn't know what I may have." FML

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Why would you do that?

By HughGorgy - 20/03/2009 05:37 - Canada

Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML

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xNatsuki 0

Friday 14 August 2009 1:01

Your sister is so cute. YDI for bragging.

Say_hi 0

Friday 14 August 2009 0:59

Lol! That is funnier than crap. Poor you. :P

Comments

rifletwirler92 15

Friday 14 August 2009 2:15

@ #11- Don't force your beliefs on everyone, please, and @ #46, your A reason doesn't make sense, what about all the people ages 13-18? but yeah, YDI for bragging about it on the phone

bpc89 0

Friday 14 August 2009 2:22

People use land lines still? I thought it was all about the cell phones.

kennythedude 3

Friday 14 August 2009 2:26

Hah, kids say the darndest things. "BUT MOMMY, SHE LOST HER VIRGINITY!"

Unwell_fml 0

Friday 14 August 2009 2:29

1.) Way to go for saying it while your little sister was in the house. Clue to you Sherlock little kids eavesdrop. 2.) Try waiting till you've moved out or at least grown up enough to have sex. Bragging about it doesn't make you cool it makes you trashy.

blacklite69 0

Friday 14 August 2009 2:32

AAAAWWWWWW how cute!! Haha sux 2 b u, though. But awwwwwww.........

woah_dang_baby_fml 0

Friday 14 August 2009 2:36

lmao. YDI, for bragging to the friend. your sister is hilar.

always_his 2

Friday 14 August 2009 2:47

There isn't an age, so why are people assuming the OP is in middle/high school? Logically, she could be home from college and just talking on her cell with a friend. She never said it was a landline either... Even if she is old enough and mature enough to lose her virginity it would still be pretty damn embarrassing to have her mother hear that. It's the cringe factor that makes this a FML. And to whoever said it's embarrassing to be a virgin after 20, I think it is more embarrassing to have sex as a teen just because you can. Just about anyone can have sex if they want it. People choose to wait for the person they love or until marriage for religious (or just personal preference) reasons.