Kids: Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my...

By bubbalicious - 13/08/2009 20:57 - Canada

Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML

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By LovesHisHand - 20/09/2009 20:55 - United States

Today, I was in my 15-year-old sister’s room when I found birth control pills. I told my parents, who responded by saying, "Sex is beautiful thing." When I was her age my parents caught me pleasuring myself, and smashed my laptop with a hammer, all while calling me "filthy" and "immoral". FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2013 05:54 - United States

Today, I lost my virginity. Not only did my parents somehow find out, they posted about it on Facebook. FML

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Judgmental much!?

By Stairway2Heaven - 02/03/2009 21:03 - Canada

Today, I came home to find that my room had been ransacked. My mom comes out of nowhere and says that we need to have a talk. I freaked out thinking it was all the empty alcohol bottles under my bed. My mom holds up the birth control and says, "I always knew you were a whore." FML

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By ohemgee23 - 19/02/2010 05:31 - United States

Today, my little sister walked in on me and my boyfriend. I told her I would give her 10$ if she just pretended it never happened. She agreed, walked out and shut the door. Later, when my parents arrived, she yells: "Nicole and Joe were naked upstairs!" FML

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By joe - 23/06/2013 23:36 - United States - Easton

Today, I was teasing my 6-year-old sister about having a boyfriend. I asked her, "Did he take his shirt off?" She promptly said no. A few minutes later, she said, "But he did take his pants off." I then asked why. She said, "To show me his penis." FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2013 17:17 - United States - Durham

Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML

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By Tymer - 23/11/2012 15:56 - Canada - Malahat

Today, while at school, a bra fell out of my coat. After the initial shock, people started congratulating me on finally getting a girlfriend. I didn't have the heart to tell them it was my mom's. FML

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By tawnaciousd - 10/09/2009 06:35 - United States

Today, my sister surprised me by cleaning my room and doing my laundry. She found my journal, condoms and vibrator and decided to share her findings with my family. Oh yes... she also shrunk half my wardrobe. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/12/2011 07:28 - United States

Today, I overheard my mom telling my younger sister not to use my razors because she "doesn't know what I may have." FML

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Why would you do that?

By HughGorgy - 20/03/2009 05:37 - Canada

Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML

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xNatsuki 0

Friday 14 August 2009 1:01

Your sister is so cute. YDI for bragging.

Say_hi 0

Friday 14 August 2009 0:59

Lol! That is funnier than crap. Poor you. :P

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RNCftw 0

Friday 14 August 2009 6:50

thats not even something to brag about...

andrewms 0

Friday 14 August 2009 6:52

YDI for bragging about shit people shouldn't "brag" about... ******* *****.

lovetoday_fml 0

Friday 14 August 2009 6:54

everyones making fun of you for bragging, but don't worry. i totally bragged too.

naja_12168 3

Friday 14 August 2009 6:56

Seriously, this is the most adorable thing I've read on this site.

YouDontFuckWith 0

Friday 14 August 2009 7:17

Lets bang...seriously I'd tap that ass.

Alfredo_fml 0

Friday 14 August 2009 7:39

I hope you're like 11 yrs old, that would be sumthin ta brag about

mihai_fml 0

Friday 14 August 2009 7:40

Okay, Here is my point of veiw. 1) Any female who's a Virgin is a Virgin because she doesn't know how great sex is. 2) No Man on this earth truely wants to wait for marrage before having sex, unless he is a religious nut (no offense) Or unless he is too weak to convince her that sex now is better than sex later. 3) You only live life once, so let's **** as much as we can. =P 4) By "bragging" I thought the OP meant it like "oh I finally decided to make love with my boyfriend, so I lost my Virginity." not: "I got horny so I lost my Virginity to the first guy I saw." That was my take on it.

mmeow 0

Friday 14 August 2009 17:55

agreed!

Emma_91 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 1:27

Or maybe someone's a virgin because they don't want to have sex right now? Maybe because premarital sex is immoral in their opinion. You don't have to be a religious nut to not want to have sex. I agree with you on #4