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By MafiaWarsWidow - 05/02/2010 01:35 - Australia

Today, I was on the phone to my boyfriend in England. I live in Australia. What did he talk about for 15 minutes straight? Mafia Wars on Facebook and how far he had got. FML

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Today, my boyfriend finally called me after a week of barely any communication. He wanted to talk to my brother about Call of Duty. FML

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By Minecraftwhyyy - 22/08/2012 15:13 - United States

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Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I was frantically searching for my cell phone. He was curious as to what I was doing so I told him. There was long silence followed by laughter. He could hardly breathe as he told me, "Honey you're on your phone talking to me." FML

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By tommy - 06/06/2009 12:41 - United States

Today, I called my friend in Australia to have a nice long chat, what I did not know was that my dad had removed my international calling plan, I talked to my friend for 5 hours, and ran up a huge phone bill, which I have to take out of the money I saved up to go see her. FML

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Friday 5 February 2010 9:23

you're in a long distance relationship, do you guys speak on the phone alot or was it your first time? maybe the guy was just extremely shy and couldnt get a conversation going

Crush89 0

Friday 5 February 2010 9:23

he must really like you if he is sharing that

Comments

perdix 29

Friday 5 February 2010 11:36

One thinks he is involved in murder, extortion, drug-dealing, gambling and prostitution. The other thinks a guy who lives 10,000 miles away can be called a "boyfriend." Who is more delusional?

StrawberryWaffle 0

Friday 5 February 2010 22:14

Having a boyfriend 10,000 miles away is not being delusional.. My boyfriend lives in England and I'm in Canada, he's 3000 miles away and I won't see him until July.. does that make me delusional as well?

remmy00 0

Friday 5 February 2010 23:41

Yes.. you are delusional as well.

perdix 29

Saturday 6 February 2010 5:27

Yes. That makes you delusional. Release each other from the boyfriend-girlfriend obligations and do what you want. If you are both free (or can get free) when you see him in July, get back together. Six months of solid fapping is insane!

cookies_for_you 0

Friday 5 February 2010 11:36

Change the subject then, honestly. YDI for letting him ramble on.

rochound 0

Friday 5 February 2010 13:16

you right!

killergummyworm 0

Friday 5 February 2010 12:30

at least he's boring and prolly won't cheat on u

wowwxurcool 0

Friday 5 February 2010 12:50

Liam and Min? You probably should have changed the subject, though. Don't let him ramble on.

dugumit 0

Friday 5 February 2010 13:06

well what did you want to talk about for 15 mins? you? narcistist!

Dinkerdine 0

Friday 5 February 2010 14:08

Is his name Nick? hahaha

youthink_fml 0

Friday 5 February 2010 14:14

So what? Couples sometimes talk about mundane things that don't really matter. Not everything has to be lovey dovey.

boatkicker 4

Friday 5 February 2010 14:38

International phone calls are expensive. 15 minutes about something that is unimportant is quite a while when you consider the cost it probably was.

bunnykins 0

Friday 5 February 2010 14:36

I also live in Australia and have an English boyfriend. Long distance is hard but that doesn't mean the OP is an idiot for being in the relationship or even one of it's sort. Kudo's for sticking it out... Even if he does play Mafia Wars.