By automaticfail_00 - 17/06/2009 23:27 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was on the phone with my best friend who lives out of town. He was strangely quiet. Later that day I asked him why he didn't talk much. He admitted he was jacking off to the sound of my voice. FML
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You deserved it 5 067

Same thing different taste

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fosizzlemynizzlE 0

if he was your best friend, he was probably joking. or maybe me and my friends are just weird and think this is normal

Was it as good for you as it was for him?

Comments

Ewwwwwww WTF that's just creepy as hell!!!! I wouldn't be friends anymore!!!!

Why are so many comments being duplicated? They're posted like 2, 3, even 9 times like the first post and makes it too hard to read comments

meh..at least you can know you have a nice voice :D or he likes u :/

dg72592_fml 0

lol dude why the **** did he admit to that. there are soooo many other reasons he could've been being quiet, such as being on the computer at the same time or something

anonymous_guy 0

My bisexual friend did the same thing. I'm a guy. so is he. FML

What's the matter? You could get a JOB doing phone sex. Say what you want, but when it COMES to jacking off, phone sex is the cleanest JOB in the business.

YDI for having a voice that makes people want to jackoff

justxmyxluck 0

wow this is so ******* amusing!