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Ydi for having a phone. Ydi fir having a girlfriend. Ydi for living in the United Kingdom. Ydi for using Fml. Ydi for even being born.
It's amazing how Technology knows when it's time to cut 'n run even before you do! The phone knew you were just in it for the sex, but your girlfriend is otherwise whiny, boring, tedious, clingy and pathetic, and that you needed a chance to break it off and move on. Don't fight progress -- take this opportunity the phone has given you, and . . . RUN!!!! It's a modern version of "Gimme Three Steps."
Brian- I always think before I speak. Always. What I don't appreciate is you calling another commenter a moron simply because a joke was made that you didn't get. Now, I realize you're a 15 year old kid, so I'll go easy on you. Take the comments with a grain of salt, mine included.
What? Is she 12? Tell her she needs a GamerTAG if she wants to play with your mind.
yeah I dislike controlling, insecure partners like that.. why can't she just accept you told her what happened? it's frustrating. :)
aww! thankyou lovely :) you know what, your really cool, I like you :D
why would you moderate his comment? lol
i feel for u bro, i feel for u :(
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FYL for having an insecure girlfriend. If you can't get her to listen and reason with you that's a bad sign. Could get worse farther down the road, maybe it's just best to say goodbye.
YDI for having a phone that uses credit. YDI for having a girlfriend. YDI for deserving it.