Miscellaneous: Today, I was on the phone with my little sister as she explained...

By fattie4life - 20/07/2009 22:33 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my little sister as she explained that all these guys like her now that she's so skinny and beautiful. My mom must have overheard me tell my sister that at least I was a cuter child, because my mom laughed and said, "Yeah right, we had to buy you fat kid diapers." FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 158

You deserved it 8 074

Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 31/10/2014 10:55 - United Kingdom - Pontypridd

Today, my boyfriend told my four-year-old sister that "fatass" means "beautiful lady." I didn't know about this until I took my sister shopping with me. The woman at the till said she was adorable; my sister replied, "Thanks, fatass." FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 609

You deserved it 3 316

By Fatty1970 - 23/05/2011 01:33 - United States

Today, I told my kids that our family dog was getting too fat and we should give him a little less food. My youngest daughter whispered to her sister, "Mommy's fat and we still give her food." FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 952

You deserved it 19 831

By Alexa23 - 15/03/2009 15:47 - United States

Today, I got out of the shower and my 3 year old sister comes into the bathroom and says "I want big boobies like yours when I grow up." And from the other room I hear my dad go "Sweetie, you've already got bigger boobs than your sister." FML

I agree, your life sucks 131 203

You deserved it 8 908

By yerface - 13/02/2009 03:52 - United States

Today, I told my mom I was excited my boobs were getting bigger. She told me that that's what happens when you get fat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 740

You deserved it 8 734

Backhanded

By eliinu - 02/09/2016 02:45 - United States - Middlesboro

Today, my aunt said that it looked like I lost some weight. I was pleased with this, since I've been trying to lose some. My mom, for some reason, thought it was insulting. She pulled me to aside to assure me that I most definitely don't look any skinnier. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 158

You deserved it 929

By MH. - 24/01/2014 12:36 - Norway - Sandnes

Today, my mom took a picture of me. All she could say about the picture was, "At least your sister is pretty." FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 017

You deserved it 3 971

Classic Mom moment

By me - 28/06/2013 15:51 - United States

Today, I went to my parents' house. I recently lost about 30 lbs. My mom hugged me and said, "Aww, you're not my chubby baby girl anymore." She then said she wished I were still fat because she missed it. She's the reason I lost the weight; she used to tease and taunt me. Thanks Mom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 625

You deserved it 4 049

By lilsis - 31/01/2010 05:38 - Australia

Today, my sister asked me if any of my family members had commented on my recent weight gain. I told her no not really. Her reply? "They must just being saying it behind your back then." FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 540

You deserved it 3 783

By Some Girl - 08/01/2011 06:38 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents. Right when I arrived, his little sister said, "She's a lot fatter than you said!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 205

You deserved it 4 987

By melissa - 10/02/2009 23:41 - United States

Today, my sister teased me about being a mistake baby. When I told my mom what my sister said, her response was "I still love you anyway". FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 498

You deserved it 3 792

DirtyParkBench 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 0:49

They make fat kid diapers?

lich_fml 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 0:48

What is it with moms these days? jeez.

Comments

unlucky_angel02 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 5:55

The chubbier the baby the healthier and more adorable it is!

who_rollerpig 4

Tuesday 21 July 2009 5:57

so?? this fml sucks!

person1000003 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 5:59

Ouuch....

Shyman4ever 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 6:31

Overweight babies are so cute and cuddly

angeldo6695 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 6:43

.......so,ur trying to beat ur sister by bragging that u were a cuter baby,FYI tons of babies are cute,big deal! "omg my sister's prettier than me,I know,I'll tell all the boys who like her that she was uglier than me as a baby,that I was a cuter child,than maybe one of them will like me,I will finally get a man!" b4 u try to get a man,try to get a life,it doesn't matter what you looked like as a baby,what matter is what kind of person you are now,and from where I'm looking,ur a whiny bitch,who is jealous of ur sister,so what if u were fat as a baby,ru fat now? Are you admitting that ur uglier and fatter than your sister,beside,what if she was lying? I don't get how this is an fml,but ydi . . . btw,chubby babies are sooooooo cute!!!!!! I have a Baby cousin who is soooooo adorable,too bad the babysitter is a bitch and almost let him die of dehydration,u know I know there's bad parents but what about the mean stay at home nannys/babysitter,I mean one nanny was pointing a knife at one of my cousins because she was tryig to get my cousin to drink out of the cup,not a bottle,she was 2 than,the nanny got fired and I laughed

angeldo6695 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 6:45

Btw sorry if I was being bitchy,I'm just tired of all the"I'm fat,now pity me"fml these days

dsadf 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 7:03

http://www.ihateyounatalie.com/?id=1753935

_unwritten_xox 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 7:55

Umwhat, Your fukin retarted. She's not fat any more ( well at least she didn't mention that) it was when she was a baby... I bet OP said it as a joke not like a stuck up snob. Anyways sure it's nice for your sis to be so loved but I don't know, maybe I would be a little hurt the way she said it.. But what evs. I personally think chubby babies are really cute =] OP: be proud! Chubby babies are pretty chute Better kissing chubby cheeks than a bone.