Miscellaneous: Today, I was ordering some clothes from Abercrombie online and...

By frankie034 - 06/05/2009 07:40 - Australia

Today, I was ordering some clothes from Abercrombie online and I went to measure my bust to check what size I am in American. I got my measurement, checked what size it would be and the size of my bust was not even listed on the website. Great. Now even Abercrombie thinks I have small tits. FML

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Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get fitted for a new bra since mine weren't fitting properly. To my amazement, I wasn't a 32A, but a 32AA. I might as well have craters on my chest. FML

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By XLhottie - 06/06/2009 06:48 - United States

Today, I was at Target trying on swimsuits. I tried on a medium bottom and was so excited because it fit perfectly even though I've gained a few pounds. My self-esteem was at an all-time high until my mom told me I could never fit into a medium. I rechecked the tag. It was an extra large. FML

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By lopsided - 06/09/2011 16:22 - United States

Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to buy a bra. A woman sized me and then gave me a bra to try on in the fitting room. To my pleasure, it seemed to fit well. The woman who had sized me came in to check on me and replied, "Yeah, it happens. Not everyone can be symmetrical." FML

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2024 09:00 - United States - Hammonton

Today, despite having pretty bad social anxiety and clinical depression, and hardly ever leaving the house, I spent an hour and a half at a store figuring out what size pants I am. They just cancelled my order. FML

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By blahhhh - 09/04/2009 10:47 - United States

Today, I was out shopping for bras. While in one store, I couldn't seem to find any in my size. When I asked an employee for help, they took one look at my chest and said, "Maybe you should try our girls' section, we have a lot of training bras." I'm 25. FML

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By mikey09 - 17/01/2010 05:37 - United States

Today, it was my first day at my new job, which requires you to wear a special shirt. Come to find out, they only have medium sized shirts. I'm an XL. They demanded I wear the shirt anyway. FML

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urrka 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 16:31

At least you'll still fit in their shirts. I have the exact opposite problem

antbait11 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 16:36

Abercrombie? don't buy that crap

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JRSpaniel 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 18:58

Abercrombie sucks, plus smaller **** are pretty nice :D

Kylias 6

Wednesday 6 May 2009 19:00

You deserve it for: A) shopping Abercrombie, and B) buying it online

purplestuff_fml 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 19:08

I AVOID people who wear Abercrombie/Hollister because they are total snobs, sheep and self-obsessed. You're paying $60 odd for a shirt with a name on it which costs no more than $5 to make in a factory. hahahahaha Also, just go to the shop in person to try on the clothes, you'll find something that fits you you probably got confused or something. Sucks you have practically non-existent boobs though.

Damn_Gnome 1

Wednesday 6 May 2009 19:13

im down with #1

Art_Vandeley 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 19:13

I like smaller breasts. Not totally flat tho. They are perfect when they fit in a champange glass. Body proportions have to be ok tho.

Ohnoitslindsay 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 19:20

YDI for wearing Abercrombie in the first place. WTB personality PLZ?!?!?

DizzyDemon0 9

Wednesday 6 May 2009 19:27

Flat(er) chested girls just have more to prove..they are better in bed :P

rukusrazor 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 19:29

Take it as a sign. Shop elsewhere. Quit trying so hard to fit in with douche-nozzles, and girls that say "like" too much. So what, you have itty-*******. It's more of how you use it (or was that about....)

dvl11 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 19:31

I always have the same problem. Not just when ordering clothes online, when trying on clothes on department stores, I always have a problem with shirts not looking good on me because the bust is too big for me..

annieannie 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 19:34

Wow #54.... You avoid people based on their clothes? That's way more snobby than wearing Abercrombie.... Clothes are clothes, I mean, if they wanna spend 60 bucks for a shirt, why should it bother you so much?