Love: Today, I was out on a date with a guy. His hot co-worker came...

By Noname - 16/03/2009 20:41 - United States

Today, I was out on a date with a guy. His hot co-worker came to have a beer with us, and I knew my best friend would think he was gorgeous. I wanted to take a picture of him without knowing, so i tried to hold up my phone and pretend to be texting. The flash went off. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 30/10/2011 23:36 - United States

Today, I saw a group of attractive guys at the mall. One of them looked exactly like a friend, so I decided to take a picture. Trying to be discreet, I put my phone up to my ear as if I was making a phone call, and pressed the capture button. The flash went off. FML

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By iStoleTheBrownie - 25/08/2017 01:32

Today, my friend asked me to send her a picture of my crush. I've never talked to him so I had to take the picture without him knowing. My flash was on. FML

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Not so sneaky

By Felicity - 11/09/2024 09:00 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I was trying to take a sneaky picture of a cute guy sitting across from me on a train. My phone’s flash went off. I panicked, dropped my phone, and then had to awkwardly stand up to retrieve it while he just smirked at me, clearly aware of what had just happened. FML

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By newmoongirl1036 - 13/07/2015 02:03 - United States - Chicago

Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML

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By smh - 03/11/2015 20:04 - United States - Beulah

Today, I found out the only reason my boyfriend of two years asked me out on a date was because I accidentally flashed him when we met. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2009 16:23 - United States

Today, I went to a social event with a very attractive male co-worker. Things were going awesome, we were flirting and really hitting it off. Then his 'wife' called. FML

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By ThirdWheelHell - 30/06/2016 06:07 - United States - Farmville

Today, I had a date with a guy. We ran into our gay friend at the theater, who insisted on coming along. My date was pissed, but I couldn't turn our friend away. Afterwards, my date texted our friend, mad because he crashed the date. Turns out he isn't gay. And only crashed it because he likes me. FML

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By anonymous - 21/11/2009 08:00 - United States

Today, I was sitting with a friend who moved back into town, and he told me about how he hooked up with a girl at a bar last night. I asked him if she was hot, he responded "Yeah, I have a picture of her on my phone." It was a picture of my girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2024 00:00 - United States - Macon

Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML

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Bland date

By tomtomcutiepoof - 13/03/2009 00:38 - United States

Today, my best friend set me up on a blind date with someone he said was very hot. I'm not exactly what you call fit, so I haven't been dating lately. As soon as I got to the restaurant, I spotted the girl. She looked me up and down, said, "You have GOT to be kidding me" and left. FML

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Glickstick 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 0:07

Owned. So hard.

122vanessa122 5

Tuesday 17 March 2009 0:07

lmao, thats what happens when your a creap. but...it happens :P :)

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Unidentified 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 0:56

Lmfao. ;/ You poor soul ... Turn the flash off next time! ;)

HeyyyBrahhh 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 0:57

Hahaha. That's unfortunate.

4nonymous 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 1:00

LMFAO.

mylifeisfucked12 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 1:03

hahahahah what did the guy say?

Simp_fml 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 1:07

You could've just asked for a picture.

XxGivesMEhellxX 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 1:13

hahaha creeper

fakeredone 1

Tuesday 17 March 2009 1:14

hahahah. i loled cuz i've done the exact same thing

RHK_fml 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 1:38

#37 my thoughts exactly. or at least tell the dude, "hey, i have a friend who might be interested, mind if i take a picture to show her?" i'm sure he would've been all for it. but no, you're an idiot instead. way to go.