By hala - 16/03/2009 02:18 - United States

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Today, I was out with my friend. My six year old daughter was also with us. While we were walking through the parking lot, my daughter asked me in a very loud voice "Mommy, does a blow job taste bad?" FML
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DarkWaffle 0

It could be worse... "Mommy, why do ******** taste bad?"

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white_mouse 0

My dad told me when I was 5, I walked in on my mom blowing him and ran out like "EW KISSING PENIS!" Later he sat me down to explain that it's something that mommies and daddies do and so I asked, "Does it taste good?" and he said "Go ask your mom." I remember nothing. When babysitting I had two ten year old girls ask me what a ******* was because they weren't sure. I then found out they thought that guys got a period, too. XD; Honestly, I think it's better that they know the truth than imagine some total BS and get themselves in trouble.

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mrcarmine 0

i can be a crude and insensitive person sometimes and i always have a dirty sense of humor, but i'm pretty sure that would unsettle me lol

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notyouraverage 0

hahahaha. kids say strange stuff. when i was little i asked my grandpa if he had a penis. it happens. no one cares. its really not embarrassing

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Bunbu 8

To be honest, you sound like an awful parent. How could you let your SIX YEAR OLD DAUGHTER hear stuff like that, from you or anyone else? Gross.

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LeahLegendary 7

you sir are stupid. sometimes its not the parents fault, kids can pick anything up from anywhere

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ellabellaboom 24

Honestly if I could down vote this more than once, I would. Smh.

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starbaby 0

Wow I mean just wow I'm having a kid in 3 weeks is it too late to change my mind? I can understand mommy what's a ******** but how does one taste? That sounds like she knows what a ******** actually is

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idoloveitbaby 0

it blows me away!!! i babysat a third grader, who proceeded to show me her collection of g-strings! and my 10 year old nephew was talking about how much he likes boobs to my fiance. kids now days are SO much more sexually advanced than we EVER were. i didn't even know what a ******* was until about the 7th or 8th grade! and she's six? tv, music, and internet. kids are too exposed to sex now.

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darebear331 4

Haha it BLEW you away :)

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wolfy_fml 5

I'm with #25. I didn't know what a ******** was until I was in 8th grade. XD

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revanche 2

I got my first bj in 8th grade *facepalm*

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lpaul49 0

@25 What parent buys their kid g-strings when they're in third grade? That doesn't even make sense to me.

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catface 0

@ #23. It happens. There is almost no way to shield children from the various influences that may have prompted this, short of locking them in a dark quiet room all the time with no interaction with the world. There are other children in other places such as school they will interact with and those kids may have the knowledge for whatever reason, be it too much TV or bad parenting, and they pass this off to eachother. Anyways. If it were my child, I would tell her yes. Maybe she'd keep the idea in her head and not partake in that when she's older.

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DamnGoodTimes 0

So...don't talk about ******** with your friend while your child is around?

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Assmilk 0

Tell her it's sweet tasting.

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