Miscellaneous: Today, I was painting my mom's house, which so far had taken...

By hackling fellow - 10/03/2011 13:17

Today, I was painting my mom's house, which so far had taken 12 hours over two days. All of a sudden there was a wind storm. All of the leaves stuck to the wet paint. FML

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By Carmen - 26/02/2011 13:57 - United States

Today, I painted an area I had carefully sanded, cleaned, and taped off. I pulled a fan out of the closet to help dry it faster. I turned the fan on, and a million dust particles flew off onto the wet paint. FML

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By Spelit - 13/08/2010 19:45 - United States

Today, I finished painting my living room. I had to leave the house in a rush. When I got home, I found smears of paint all around and the carpet crusted with paint that had dried. My cat had rubbed up against the walls and tracked it around. FML

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By anonymous - 03/07/2011 04:47 - Canada

Today, it took me 5 hours to paint my deck, only to have it ruined by the neighbor's cat running all over the undry paint. FML

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By caryl101698 - 09/06/2016 01:40 - United States - Medford

Today, after spending $850 on having our siding, roof and windows powerwashed, a 5-minute storm blew the siding clear off the house. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2009 07:24 - South Africa

Today, I was painting the garage door. After 3 hours, I finally finished the job. As I was walking back inside, accidentally pressed the button that opens and closes the garage door. Not only did the paint job get messed up as it went up, the paint also dripped onto my parents brand new car. FML

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By Mandy - 09/05/2009 06:19 - United States

Today, I finished a drawing that I spent over 14 hours working on for my mom for Mother's Day. I took it outside to seal it with fixative. I took of the clear lid, shook the can, then sprayed red spray paint all over my art. FML

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By NotSoAnon - 13/08/2011 15:31 - United States

Today, I was painting my room. I told my mom not to open the door because I was on a ladder just behind it, with a paint can perched atop. She barged in to ask me what I'd said. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2012 19:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to be treated for chemical burns, because my mother got the bright idea of using paint thinner to clean me up after I'd painted our living room. FML

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By Llaurin - 24/01/2011 14:43 - United Kingdom

Today, my husband has been painting our house all weekend and plans to finish the job after work today. I decided to surprise him by completing the job myself. Painting the last window frame, I dropped the open tin of white paint, right onto our car roof. FML

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By fuuu. - 19/03/2012 12:39 - Hong Kong

Today, while painting a wall, I handed a bucket of paint up to my friend who was standing on the top rung of a ladder. She said she felt dizzy, and came crashing down on me, along with the paint on my head. FML

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Thursday 10 March 2011 18:28

You could just leave it and go for the really, really, rustic look. "What?! Your house doesn't have leaves glued on by paint? Pffft."

stephanieloveswa 0

Thursday 10 March 2011 18:27

Funny cause it didn't happen to me

Comments

CryMoreFMLs 14

Thursday 10 March 2011 20:21

Won't stop the zombie apocalypse though. Sorry, they can smell fear like a pedophile can.

_Fun_Sized_ 0

Thursday 10 March 2011 20:22

that's why we invented window screens.

RedPillSucks 31

Thursday 10 March 2011 20:45

The FML is not clear as to whether OP was painting indoors or outdoors. Obviously screens outdoors would be pointless.

Zebidee 8

Thursday 10 March 2011 21:05

How bad a level of comprehension do you need to read this FML and come to the conclusion they were painting the INSIDE of the house? It's hardly the natural habitat of either leaves or wind.

gabeloz 0

Thursday 10 March 2011 20:37

thats not an fml

imsobad 0

Thursday 10 March 2011 21:14

woooow lmfao

bigbadtim 7

Thursday 10 March 2011 21:16

You can't laugh at them, that's not nice.

iHateThisLife 10

Thursday 10 March 2011 21:23

at least she'll have the most unique house on the block

Miss_Random 0

Thursday 10 March 2011 22:01

Oh that sucks!

that1guyyy 12

Thursday 10 March 2011 23:02

noonelovedyou stop being a little bitch. you take this site too seriously.

ChinaBabylove69 0

Thursday 10 March 2011 23:07

honest to god you should have looked at the weather before painting the rest if the house! are you really that freaking stupid! excuse me I guess you are!

cheeksMcgeeks 3

Thursday 10 March 2011 23:48

Excuse me I think you forget to use your shift key. On another note...wind storms are pretty unpredictable. They bring mayhem wherever they go and leaf house painters in dismay.