Miscellaneous: Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the...

By mickstinator - 25/06/2009 15:37 - United States

Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2009 17:16 - United States

Today, I parked my truck next to a rather large SUV at school, went to class for 8 hours straight, came back and found my passenger side door crumpled from where they had backed out and hit it. They left a note on my window that said, "Sorry about your truck, but I don't have insurance." FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2015 21:16 - United States - Newark

Today, as I left the supermarket, I found someone had hit my car in the parking lot. There was a note tucked under the wipers. Insurance details? Nope. It just said "Sorry dude. I fucked up. Good luck with the car." Great. FML

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Trash

By GuiltByTenuousAssociation - 01/03/2010 13:17 - United States

Today, I parked and noticed a car that was identical to mine across from me. I thought it was an amusing coincidence until I came back to find both cars trashed. At least the vandal realized their mistake and left a note saying, "You deserve it for having the same car as that cheater, asshole!" FML

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You deserved it 2 849

By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 20:28 - United States

Today, I hit a parked car which was sticking out in the road and practically unavoidable. I left a note on the windshield saying, "You deserved to get hit - you park like an asshole." Later I realized that the paper I tore to write on was the back of my bank statement, name and address included. FML

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By Garrett - 10/03/2017 15:00 - United States - Vista

Today, after I arrived at work, somebody crashed into my parked car and left a big dent. The impact pushed my car up onto the curb and I got a parking ticket. FML

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Car Wars

By no car - 04/08/2020 17:04

Today, I came outside to leave for work. To my shock and horror my car was gone. My asshole neighbor, who has parked in my spot multiple times decided to let her noisy guests park in my parking spot, so I parked in hers. She had my car towed. FML

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You deserved it 412

By isuckatparking. seriously. - 16/01/2019 02:00

Today, I was in a hurry to get to my exams. I’m a new driver so my parking was a little crooked but I didn’t have time to fix it. I was expecting to come back to a note on my car. I wasn’t expecting three of my tires to be slashed and the words “I Suck At Parking” to be keyed into my car. FML

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By jason - 24/04/2009 13:24 - United States

Today, I came home to find a car parked in my assigned space. Pissed off, I left a note on the car's windshield saying, "Hey Assface, thanks for parking in my spot. I spat on your door handle." It turns out it was my girlfriend's parent's car. They took us out to dinner. FML

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By lk26 - 08/02/2009 05:32 - United States

Today, I went to my car to discover a note on the windshield from the city telling me that they had hit my car. On top of that note was a parking ticket, also from the city. FML

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By really?! - 22/03/2020 06:30

Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML

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You deserved it 145

lancerevo 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 20:28

I ******* hate ass holes like that with their big truck they think they are special

blumpkin69 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 20:39

find his truck and slash his tire

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BAbyR 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 23:27

Its soo hard to drive a truck. Backing out of that space must have got the guy pissed. Iwould be too. I think you deserve it.

nomo_fml 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 23:29

lol are you a moron? If you can't drive a truck, DON'T BUY ONE. Duh. Too many people who don't know how to drive buy big ass cars, then complain when they hit something or someone.

Tubasaurus 0

Friday 26 June 2009 0:51

I live in a town full of two things, big cars, and people who can't drive big cars. I think that an additional driving test should be taken for pick-up trucks and large SUVs. I'm so sick of these assholes on the road driving their Suburbans and F-250s who don't understand that their vehicle is huge. I've been literally inches from being side swiped dozens of times because these assholes are so oblivious to everything around them.

ddrluna 2

Friday 26 June 2009 2:11

Are you an idiot? The truck was the one that was parked incorrectly in the first place. He didn't deserve anything.

lolzforfun228 3

Friday 26 June 2009 7:04

If you cant drive a huge ass truck, dont buy one. ARGUEMENT FAIL. As a matter of fact, don't buy big ass trucks at all, because it's just proving that you can't satisfy a woman.

CyclonePsycho 1

Thursday 25 June 2009 23:31

Ug, I can't stand people who take up two parking spaces, especially in front of apartments. Park next to a damn curb if you're so worried about getting dings on your door. The entire parking lot doesn't belong to one person. FYL, OP.

pikL3bOi 0

Friday 26 June 2009 1:00

U use urine?

HeyitsPheddy 0

Friday 26 June 2009 1:49

epic win

Blippety 23

Sunday 20 April 2014 19:43

Are you high...?

McA513M 0

Friday 26 June 2009 1:22

wrong fml dumbass... (to #36)

teebonehead 0

Friday 26 June 2009 1:39

You ****** up !! you should have keyed his ass first , just a little note uhhh I don't learn how to park your truck assbag ! big truck in between the line not on top of the lines stupid redneck ! Knife his tires next time and steal his valve stems most rednecks wont notice !