By longest minute - 25/05/2016 11:28 - United States - Cypress

Today, I was peeing in a public bathroom when a guy walked in and passed by 4 open urinals to use the one next to mine. After feeling his gaze for a second, I confronted him with my own, in hopes he would stop. Instead, I stared into a stranger's eyes until I finished peeing. FML
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bad_boyfriend 10

Yeah I would have just held eye contact and slowly turned until I was peeing on his leg.

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whysobeachy 37

Being a woman has its benefits. I've never had to stare into a stranger's eyes while peeing....yet.

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amsterdamgirl 20

well... uhm, at least you didn't back down..?

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kingdomgirl94 29

Show no fear!

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toba122 12

Is that what it is that makes people do this shit?

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MidnaLink 33

As long as all you made was eye contact, that's all that matters... unless you're into that kind of thing.

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lightningclicks 24

I feel like this is a perfect example of why humans asserting dominance is so ridiculous

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metalcrazed 21

This sounds like the start of a porno.

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CogadhTallon 16

Bro code foul. Respect the space, unless someone pulls a checkmate.

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