Poopoo peepee and Miscellaneous: Today, I was peeing in a public bathroom when a guy walked in...

By longest minute - 25/05/2016 11:28 - United States - Cypress

Today, I was peeing in a public bathroom when a guy walked in and passed by 4 open urinals to use the one next to mine. After feeling his gaze for a second, I confronted him with my own, in hopes he would stop. Instead, I stared into a stranger's eyes until I finished peeing. FML

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By toosmall - 31/01/2009 21:40 - United States

Today, at the urinal a guy came up next to me to do his business. He stared over at me, looked down, laughed and then left. FML

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Dude! Boundaries!

By devinbyrne - 05/03/2011 20:26 - United States

Today, I was in the bathroom, when someone came up behind me. Instead of waiting for a urinal to free up, he wedged his way in between me and another guy, and promptly began peeing in my urinal, crossing streams in the process. FML

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Stranger danger

By Anonymous - 20/11/2014 16:35 - United States - Calhoun

Today, while using a public toilet, a guy started pissing beside me at the urinal. The breach of bathroom etiquette then escalated to him taking a long look down at me and saying, "Nice sack, dude." followed by him finishing up and leaving without even washing his hands. FML

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By fviz - 07/02/2013 09:51 - United States

Today, while using a public restroom to change my tampon, I made eye contact with someone looking at me through the little space in the door. FML

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By webperson04 - 27/07/2009 19:07 - United States

Today, I was peeing in a urinal at a bar. A drunk guy comes in, and seeing no urinals open, he decides to pee between my legs from behind me. He didn't have good aim. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/04/2009 05:40 - United States

Today, I walked into the ladies restroom and was shocked to see the guy I've had a huge crush on for two years. Peeing. In the sink. FML

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By not cool - 28/06/2013 05:16 - Australia - Sunnybank

Today, while using a urinal in a very busy mall bathroom, another man unzipped his pants and attempted to use the same one as me. FML

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Stinky and gross

By Anonymous - 09/06/2024 20:00 - Canada

Today, I was at a crowded restaurant and rushed to the bathroom. In my haste, I didn't notice I had walked into the men's room until I was washing my hands and a guy walked in, gave me a puzzled look, and said, "You're brave." FML

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By DrewK - 14/05/2013 20:09 - United States - Great Falls

Today, I went into the men's restroom and started peeing in a urinal next to a middle-age man. As he zipped up and walked away, he said to me, "Don't worry, it'll grow." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2011 10:40 - Australia

Today, I was using a public urinal when a man came up to use the one next to me. As he approached, he said, "Friendly spy plane inbound" and pretended to look at my knob. FML

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Wednesday 25 May 2016 19:23

Yeah I would have just held eye contact and slowly turned until I was peeing on his leg.

whysobeachy 37

Wednesday 25 May 2016 19:26

Being a woman has its benefits. I've never had to stare into a stranger's eyes while peeing....yet.

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sohigh10 34

Wednesday 25 May 2016 22:43

How romantic <3

ssnow_fml 20

Wednesday 25 May 2016 23:00

I'd have been pissed...

mlove1983 7

Wednesday 25 May 2016 23:48

vcc

teechur 15

Thursday 26 May 2016 1:17

I used to have a second year student who would mess with the first years by going into the restroom after them and starting up a conversation while they peed. It was kind of hilarious. He'd also go in and sing really loudly and comment on the acoustics. I miss him. He was so much fun. He'd come back giggling like crazy, "T! Guess what I just did!" Then a few minutes later the first year come in, "T, that K guy is weird. He kept trying to talk to me while I peed!"

Justinspires 5

Thursday 26 May 2016 1:24

Uhm super weird.... Lol

TabooSushi 24

Thursday 26 May 2016 2:22

That's the only thing you can do in that situation: Maintain eye contact to establish dominance.

Alcenta 8

Thursday 26 May 2016 4:22

Omg, I ship the hell out of you two OTP OTP OTP

dashes 3

Thursday 26 May 2016 4:47

it doesn't count unless you fist bumped after

the_real_dvd 21

Thursday 26 May 2016 4:52

I was using the stall in a place that had like 7 empty stalls. I was the only guy in there. In walks another, passing all the empty stalls to take the one next to mine. Ok... Then I notice his feet facing my stall and he knocks lightly on my wall. It then occurred to me that this was some Larry Craig crap and I think I found myself in the middle of a craigslist meetup. Yelling some choice words I hurried up and got out of there.