By locksmack - 14/06/2009 12:46 - Australia

Today, I was peeing in the shower when my girlfriend suddenly pulled open the shower curtain in an attempt to scare me. Startled, I quickly spun around and peed all over her dress. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 897
You deserved it 58 063

Same thing different taste

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I'm surprised that people are ******* debating about pissing in the shower. I personally do it, like I said before, but if you don't who the hell cares? I'm sure someone's peed in a shower you've used, and you don't even notice. The stupid thing is people are trying to condemn others for pissing in the shower. That's ridiculous. It doesn't effect you in any way, so don't give a shit.

fangsupKELS 0

I'm a girl an I pee in the shower :p why waste all that water if ur already there!

Shmoopie4 0

I'm kinda grossed out by the whole peeing in the shower thing--even though logically I know it shouldn't gross me out--but this is her own damn fault for barging in on you to scare you. That's just rude. You should turn the tables and scare her in there sometime. Hey, if she's peeing in the shower too, at least hers won't come shooting straight at you when you startle her!

Haha #146 sounds like a typical Christian. "Stop using scientific facts! It makes you sound right since you're basing your conclusions off empirical evidence rather than opinion!"

shamukid 1

Thats what the toliet is for!

Okay, everyone saying it's nasty: 1) pee is 100% clean. 2) ever heard of putting urine on a jellyfish sting? it has some healing properties. 3) think about it. you pee. most goes down the drain immediately. the remnants get mostly washed away with soap. and MOST people clean showers regularly. 4) shower water DOES undergo waste treatment. a filtration process because it is sometimes used again in toilets.

Chocolate_Chunk 2

it has no healing properties. it's supposed to just neutralize the poison and/or get the stingers off, which isn't healing. And it's likely just an urban legend anyway

FYL. Plenty of people pee in the shower. FYGFL too, though.

Instead of getting into a heated debate on whether or not it's okay to pee in the shower, you should be saying one thing and one thing only: She got... PWNED! And for the record people should be allowed to do whatever they wish if they have their own shower. Who gave you the right to dictate where people can pee in their own home?

Okay so you people are all idiots. Like seriously...peeing in the shower is NOT that gross. I can't say I do it regularly, or I wouldn't be really grossed out if this happened to me, but all of you saying peeing in the shower is horrible and gross and no one does that, you're ignorant ***** trying to sound like you know what you're talking about and failing. I don't think any of you can honestly say you've never peed in the shower before. Some facts: 1. Toilet water and shower water both go to the same place, and get filtered the same way. 2. It's stupid to get out of the shower sopping wet and freezing cold to use the toilet. You end up getting your whole bathroom wet, and your toilet, and you waste sooooo much water every time you flush. Not to mention the water you waste when if you leave the shower running during the whole ordeal. And for girls, you end up wasting toilet paper too. I would laugh at anyone dumb enough to do this...needing to defaecate would be a reason to get out, not simply needing to pee. 3. Yes you can pee before your shower, but what if you don't need to till you get in? And the hot, running water makes it difficult to hold it in till the end of your shower. 4. PEE IS STERILE. You are NOT spreading germs in your shower if you pee. If anything, you are cleaning it. The shower water, soap, shampoo, etc washes all traces of it down the drain anyway. #134 (darkmis1), you have a point, but it would only be spreading the infection IF IT WASN'T GETTING WASHED DOWN. Remember that it's not like someone is just getting in the shower and peeing and letting the pee sit there, it's like the running water from the rest of your shower IS FLUSHING IT DOWN the drain. Even MORE thoroughly than a toilet would, because there's more water. It would only be gathering bacteria if it was sitting around, much like sweat does. In many ways, they're the same thing...they're both made from urea. 5. Pee, because of how sterile it is, is even used to cure infections sometimes. Ancient Romans used to WASH their togas in it. Andy Warhol used it to oxidize copper in some of his paintings. We've only been trained to think it's disgusting, but most people don't know anything about it. Poop goes in the toilet because it's germy...pee goes in any drain where it will be flushed down. Or pretty much anywhere you walk outside...dogs pee all over the place, if you think pee so gross, just think about that next time you want to sit on grass in a park. 6. The OP's girlfriend can simply wash her dress, and all traces of the urine will be gone, unless it was a type of fabric that gets ruined by water. LOTS of people pee in the shower, because it's not as gross as all you ignorant people think it is. Therefore, I don't believe this FML is a YDI, because it was his girlfriend who surprised him in the shower, which is stupid and something no one should be subjected to. So now you know why peeing in the shower is not nearly as gross as most of you make it out to be. You're welcome.