By locksmack - 14/06/2009 12:46 - Australia

Today, I was peeing in the shower when my girlfriend suddenly pulled open the shower curtain in an attempt to scare me. Startled, I quickly spun around and peed all over her dress. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 897
You deserved it 58 063

Same thing different taste

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#3 FTW lmfao! (: and well, its more of a FHL because you peed on her...

fmlxxxx 0

cretins like 164 need to get their facts straight. urine isn't "strong sweat". it doesn't have "healing properties" it doesn't help with athlete's foot. it doesn't cure infections. it doesn't help to clean your shower. all of these things are easily researchable, go do that instead of wasting your time on FML comments. how many brain cells do you have if you say "it is sterile" and then in the next sentence "it has powers" ? pick one or the other.

rallets 22

i guess she was pissed off and on at the same time o_0 lol

KillaKanibus 0

Hahaha. Totally not even your fault son. FHL. haha.

#22, "Different pipes go to different places! You're gonna mix 'em up!" But seriously, who the **** argues about pissing in the shower? Everyone here fails at life.

Wow, I can't believe how many people are saying YDI just for peeing in the shower. I thought just about everyone did that...

lol #230 (fmlxxxx), thanks for putting words in my mouth. I didn't call urine "strong sweat". I vaguely related the two substances to each other by saying they're based on the same substance, so honestly, I don't know where you got that. Can't say I care either. I didn't say it has "healing properties". I didn't say anything about athlete's foot (though research does show urine can *help* cure it, why don't you go look that up?). It may not outright cure infections, but like I said above, it can indeed help the healing process along. I said "IF ANYTHING, you are cleaning your shower." But I admit that that's probably not the case...the point of that line was to say you aren't making it dirtier. I never even said "It has powers"...wtf? Why quote lines that aren't there? "All of these things..." The parts of my argument you were referring to weren't even the things I was stressing the most or parts where I was most trying to get major points across. While everything else I said was perfectly reasonable, you focused on the 2 *actual* weak parts. Cretins like you need to quit word-by-word analyzing posts on FML...and you call my writing it a waste of time? You read through the whole thing LOOKING for things to criticize. You're so full of BS. Thanks for reading my whole post though, I didn't think anyone actually would :).