By locksmack - 14/06/2009 12:46 - Australia

Today, I was peeing in the shower when my girlfriend suddenly pulled open the shower curtain in an attempt to scare me. Startled, I quickly spun around and peed all over her dress. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 897
You deserved it 58 063

Same thing different taste

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don't pee in the ******* shower. it's supposed to be a clean area where people clean themselves, and urine isn't clean. how about I pee while I wash the dishes in the sink, because it somehow saves me time? maybe by mistake I'll pee over the eating utensils, then serve you food? how about that?

#261 you are a ******* moron. The sink contains a pool of water where the dishes sit. The shower constantly drains as you are showering. And if you don't suck at controlling your own penis, it should land straight in the drain. That is a terrible comparison. Urine is also cleaner than a good portion of shit we all touch anyway. But I guess that drain is different than a toilet? They both don't go to the same big pipe.... I don't pee in the shower habitually, but if the urge is there, after I'm already soaked, **** it.

stringoffail 0

Number #250... you're a hateful bigot. Not cool. I even agree with you that it's her own damn fault, but sexual slurs are just uncalled for. Are you like 12?

troubleprone 0

At least it gave you an excuse to undress her.

Unless the location has a reclaimed water system, the shower run-off goes down into a waste drain, which is connected to the sanitary sewer system. It goes the same place as the toilet waste... Everyone pees in the shower. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9-1EgfaotA

to all those who are saying "ewwwww. why do you pee in the shower? you are so gross" please grow up and get out of your shell. how old are you, 3? what is wrong with peeing in your own shower? you are showering, hence the urine will be washed away.

king727b 0

i piss in the shower all the time yo

mehwhateverr 0

peeing in the shower is disgusting. ydi. #265. yes, water is all you need to wash urine out of something.