By locksmack - 14/06/2009 12:46 - Australia

Today, I was peeing in the shower when my girlfriend suddenly pulled open the shower curtain in an attempt to scare me. Startled, I quickly spun around and peed all over her dress. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 897
You deserved it 58 063

Same thing different taste

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philosopher 0

Least it wasn't something else that comes from a penis... And if you're going to scare someone in the shower, expect to get wet anyway... no matter what you get wet with...

10 - it doesn't "belong" in the toilet. People urinated far before toilets were invented, and lived. 29 - you don't have to lock the door if you're going to piss in the shower ... that's why there's a SHOWER CURTAIN. Essentially, it is used so people can come into the bathroom without seeing your naked ass in the shower. If he knew his girlfriend was gonna do that, he should've just showered without the shower curtain closed. 39 - how is it that something is gross ... when it prevents things from being gross? 67 - "You are just leaving your traces of urine on a place where people wish to actually get clean." So the urine sticks, but nothing else does? The urine doesn't all get washed down the drain? People do actually clean their tubs you know, even if you're "leaving traces of urine" in it. 75 - "So,according to the most of you,there's no need for a toilet! As far as I remember showers are for cleaning yourself..." Er ... so you're equating piss and shit? Omfg please don't reproduce. God, I could go all day. Too bad there's a lot of idiots out there.

this is a lost cause arguing this. even doctors who say irrefutably that it isn't a problem to pee in the shower if the person doesn't have any UTI's, even they will still get ignored by persons against shower pissing. its just a personal preference. i take really long showers so i don't try to say that i am saving water or what not because i would have no real way of knowing. i just do it for the convenience. when it comes down to it, just do you what you do in the privacy of your shower and don't mention it around people if you think its going to cause a ruckus. i am sure AT LEAST one of the people who are against pissing the shower have whacked off (if you're a guy) or had their period (if you're a girl) in the shower or something like that so please just stop ******** on people for doing their own thing. in the end hopefully, your gf/bf won't sneak up on you because even with as sanitary it is in the shower, seeing as it will get treated and such, then do its water cycle thang, noone i know of likes to be pissed on (although that is not to say noone does). although, come to think of it, i bet she washed that piss off of her in the shower or sink. HOW UNSANITARY OF HER!! :p

I'm a chick and I pee in the shower, it all goes down the same pipe in the end and you're cleaning yourself anyway so...

My dear, that's disgusting. Isn't there something called a toilet that is right next to the shower?

A wise person once said: It's better to be pissed off than to be pissed on. :-)

"Didn't you say recently that you thought that dress could do with some more color?"

Nothing wrong with peeing in the shower. It saves water and time. Urine is sterile (ie clean). The dirt that you wash off is way more likely to cause a health risk than urine.

S600 0

there is nothing wrong with pissing in the shower, it goes to a same place anyways, so whats the biggie? It saves time and energy. and your washing yourself anyways. some people are just too picky....