Intimacy: Today, I was petting my cat when my new mood ring turned bright...

By shutupandsmile18 - 18/04/2009 02:32 - United States

Today, I was petting my cat when my new mood ring turned bright purple. I checked the piece of paper that came with the ring and saw that purple meant I was feeling "hot, sexy, and passionate." According to my ring, I'm hot for my cat. FML

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Saturday 18 April 2009 12:06

I'm hot for a nice pussy

LilRed 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 12:12

Mood rings work by body temperature all that means the friction from rubbing your cat made the ring hotter.....tard.

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Moomoomoo_fml 0

Monday 20 April 2009 23:36

YDI for actually believing in those pieces of crap

lesb_lv 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 13:08

FYL and YDI because u r not even barely clever. 1) u use a mood ring. 2) u need to read what the red means. 3) u dont know it measures the temperature. Cat's body temperature is higher than human's and friction highs the temperature even more. 4) the fact that you wrote this here shows, that u really think u might be hot for your cat....

alexanderiscool 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 23:07

the best part of thinking that mood rings actually work isn't thinking that I'm sexually aroused by my cat, it's showing everyone online that I did.

dr_house_MD 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 23:52

RINGS CANT TELL YOU SHIT. GET THE OVER IT AND STFU

plethora 3

Wednesday 22 April 2009 12:44

#6, I think I love you.

tdawgheath 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 21:12

This is more of a "I'm a Retard" than a "F My Life" Mood rings don't work like that...dumbass.

missus_butter 0

Friday 24 April 2009 0:56

Mood rings work on temperature. Heat can signify arousal because blood flow to the skin increases. Blood flow to the skin can also increase when a person is extremely relaxed, and it is a proven fact that petting animals causes relaxation. Besides all that, cats naturally have a higher body temperature than humans. A mood ring would misread these signs as the boner of all time.