By shutupandsmile18 - 18/04/2009 02:32 - United States

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Today, I was petting my cat when my new mood ring turned bright purple. I checked the piece of paper that came with the ring and saw that purple meant I was feeling "hot, sexy, and passionate." According to my ring, I'm hot for my cat. FML
I agree, your life sucks 47 058
You deserved it 16 853

Same thing different taste

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Mood rings work by body temperature all that means the friction from rubbing your cat made the ring hotter.....tard.

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It would be funnier if it were: Today, I bought a mood ring. FML.

You do realize it changes color when it heats up or cools down, so the heat from your cat probably had it change color

jinkies 0

my 4 year old put my mood ring on his junk and said lets see what mood my penis is in Oh look it's green, that means active as he gave himself a hard on from all touching!

sohippiechic 0

your life = FAIL. As several people pointed out, mood rings work by heat. And, because you still wear mood rings and think that they work, YDI.

tehninja 0

I'm still lolling at #6 and #45. YDI.

Jennifer83 0

Mood rings are so circa 1990's

cantth1nk0fnam3 3

not an fml. dumbass. what are you? 3? no person with common sense would believe a ******* mood ring

dude it's your fault for still owning a mood ring

I don't trust mood rings. Whenever I put them on, they always stay the same color - dark blue, purple, whatever.