By shutupandsmile18 - 18/04/2009 02:32 - United States

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Today, I was petting my cat when my new mood ring turned bright purple. I checked the piece of paper that came with the ring and saw that purple meant I was feeling "hot, sexy, and passionate." According to my ring, I'm hot for my cat. FML
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LilRed 0

Mood rings work by body temperature all that means the friction from rubbing your cat made the ring hotter.....tard.

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Misanthropist 0

I bet you believe in horoscopes, religion, and soul mates too. You fail just for believing a mood ring has any influence on your life.

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lolololcheese 0

petting my cat = female masturbation

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000001 0

Geez, you actually believe a mood ring?

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Tsukasa_fml 0

Maybe you didn't realize that particular ring is rigged to turn that colour very easily as a novelty. Seriously though, cats are warm and furry and friction creates heat. I remember wearing one of those once and holding my arm out the window of a car for a while. The wind was cold so it turned black. According to the colour chart I was dead. :-p

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meleecow 0

Please do not post anymore, save this stuff for twitter and the people that care

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King_of_Kings 3

first off, DARK purple means hot, passionate, and romantic! BRIGHT purple means happy! I have a mood ring that i bought at a metaphysical shop (store that specializes in things like this) And that piece of paper you have is wrong. I'm asuming you bought your ring at a local convenience store? But anyway, BRIGHT purple means HAPPY!

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mon_e_mons 0

maybe it means the cat is hot for you?

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Failercoptor 0

you could have just made this "Today, i wore a mood ring. FML"

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Quinnjamin 0

You know, those things react to heat. So your cat must have been temperature hot.

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