Miscellaneous: Today, I was pissed off. I kicked a soccer ball into my wall,...

By Cammy - 29/04/2009 07:19 - United Kingdom

Today, I was pissed off. I kicked a soccer ball into my wall, and it bounced back, hit my head and knocked me into the wall behind me. My head hurts like hell. Even inanimate objects hate me. FML

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You deserved it 63 341

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2017 22:00

Today, I got so angry at losing in FIFA, I punched a hole in my wall and strained my back and neck doing it. Now I have to lie down on my back because it's too painful to move. FML

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By Monique - 10/04/2011 06:50 - United States

Today, my head has been killing me. I've had the worst headache ever. Happy that I could finally sleep, I plopped onto my bed and bashed my head on the wall. FML

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You deserved it 10 794

By ProtoBird - 14/04/2016 04:11 - United States - Grand Rapids

Today, I got hit so hard in the head by a dodgeball that a contact popped right out. To make matters worse, I continued to get hit as a futilely searched for it. FML

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You deserved it 1 580

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By lily - 18/08/2019 12:00

Today, I was about to kiss my boyfriend in a courtyard when a soccer ball hit me in the head, hard. My boyfriend remarked that it made a "hollow sound" when it hit me. FML

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You deserved it 193

By No thanks - 11/12/2014 12:08 - United States

Today, I was sitting on a fence watching a friend play soccer. He accidentally kicked the ball at my face and made me fall off the fence into mud. I laughed it off and got back on the fence. Two seconds later he did the same exact thing. I fell wrong and slammed my face into the fence. Pain. FML

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You deserved it 6 019

By Anonymous - 12/09/2009 18:58 - United States

Today, I had a soccer game. A player from the other team hit me in the face. In the next half, she was the goalie and I was determined to score on her. When I finally got my chance to, everyone cheered, until I kicked the ball into the goal post and it bounced back and hit me in the face. FML

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You deserved it 8 903

By Nick - 27/11/2009 10:11 - United Kingdom

Today, I got out of the wrong side of the bed. Into a wall. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 017

You deserved it 28 927

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By PeterRabit - 25/07/2009 15:11 - Canada

Today, I was walking around in a park when I passed some kids playing soccer. One of them kicked the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily, I caught the ball, then I drop-kicked it, intending to say, "Go get it." Instead, it bounced off a nearby tree and hit me in the face. FML

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You deserved it 47 211

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By Highschoolsucks - 18/03/2020 23:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I was hit in the head with a football during class. Spanish class. FML

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You deserved it 137

By hard_headed - 10/09/2010 10:02 - United States

Today, at work, I leaned back in a chair too far, causing me to tip over and smash my head into a wall. If that wasn't enough damage, my boss keeps replaying the security footage to everyone I work with. My head hurts not from the fall, but the loud laughter that keeps coming from inside the office. FML

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You deserved it 23 003

zeppelin9000 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 16:18

Definitely not an FML... but YDI anyways. You should probably not kick a soccer ball at a wall directly in front of you, it's simple physics.

Jimboom 11

Wednesday 29 April 2009 16:20

Inanimate objects don't hate you. They couldn't give a shit one way or the other about you. At least that's what the cheese grater told me. :-P

Comments

Jertastic 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 19:28

No My Child. God Hates You.

01100110 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 19:33

YDI for slow reflexes and stupidity.

kellster 2

Wednesday 29 April 2009 19:41

YDI for not realizing that everything is actually not all about you. The ball didn't hit you, you dumbass. You hit yourself in the head with a ball. There is no universal conspiracy against you. You just need to learn about the laws of physics.

ohhboyy 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 19:48

you sound REALLY weird thinking objects hate you.. ooooookkay..

Demon_Squirtle 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 19:54

You sound like the type of guy who would go insane during a test, when suddenly your pen runs out of ink. Most people: Ah crap. Need a new pen. You: You stupid ****. You pick your moment to have your vengeance on me for the time I used the black pen instead of you. Go ahead you ******* coward, I never liked you anyways! Inanimate objects do not do things for emotionally triggered purposes.

terimaa 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 20:28

@38, lmao. that is the dang truth. aaaand that's a perfect example of physical karma, mate. you get what you give.

maggiewalters 17

Wednesday 29 April 2009 20:32

physics hates you!

czm 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 20:46

totally agree with # 12 FML is not the same anymore. we want real and different stories. who has never been hit in the head? what's soooo knew about that. ughhh

exthalion 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 21:14

wow. this website sucks. inatimate objects, in fact, contrary to your popular beliefs, don't give a **** about you. Or anything. Just because you did something dumb doesn't make it an FML. I would rather moderate the fmls than read these, they are actually good, they just never get on the website...