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Were you in a 5 ft wide alley? If so, you're retarded. If not, you're retarded for blaming inatimate objects when you were just being stupid. And btw, WTF did that soccer ball do to you? Just punch a pillow next time. YDI
Lol obviously not a soccer player if you can't head the ball. Also, objects hit hit back with an equal reaction. (Obviously not word for word, same concept). So your soccer probably has an FML saying "I was sleeping and some douche kicked me" sounds silly, that's how it sounds when I read "Inatimate objects hate me"
well, what did you expect, dumb ass? the ball to bounce back from the wall, but going around you? of course >_>
You didn't expect this from kicking a soccer ball in an enclosed space?
How depressed do you have to be, to kick a ball into your wall, get accidentally hit in the head, fall back supposedly hit your head again, and then be so sad about how inanimate objects "hate" you? And then you go post this on FML.com, because its not like anyones ever been hit in the head with a ball. There are such things as "accidents" your just depressed, get some medication and stop crying.
I understand FML allows users to say "Yay" or "Nay" to FMLs being submitted to the site. Who the **** let this one in? This is the dumbest shit i've ever heard. This isn't an FML at all. If he wrote "I also failed physics 101" then maybe.
I am sorely unamused. Whoever's moderating, WAKE UP!
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Definitely not an FML... but YDI anyways. You should probably not kick a soccer ball at a wall directly in front of you, it's simple physics.
Inanimate objects don't hate you. They couldn't give a shit one way or the other about you. At least that's what the cheese grater told me. :-P