Miscellaneous: Today, I was pissing in a urinal and I had the urge to sneeze....

By iliketurtles - 24/02/2009 22:57 - United States

Today, I was pissing in a urinal and I had the urge to sneeze. Unable to hold it, I sneezed and hit my head on a metal beam supporting the urinal. In complete disarray, I had to step back from the urinal while pissing and managed to spray the floor, the wall, and the person next to me. FML

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By pissingcontest - 30/05/2009 00:10 - United States

Today, I had to take a serious piss. I started urinating and leaned back slightly on my heels. Somehow I lost my balance and fell backward, hitting my head on the wall behind me and spraying myself and my entire bathroom with my own pee. FML

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AKA taking a screenshot

By Anonymous - 05/10/2020 11:02 - United States - White Plains

Today, I was holding in pee because i was so busy at work. When I finally got up to relieve myself, I pulled down my pants, sneezed at that exact moment and peed all over the bathroom floor. FML

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You deserved it 395

Faulty plumbing

By Anonymous - 08/02/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, after just waking up, I sneezed, which caused me to piss myself. FML

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You deserved it 112

Go big or go home

By kinwar - 27/09/2021 07:01 - United States - Hamburg

Today, I sneezed and peed myself while working out at the gym. FML

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You deserved it 126

How smelly is your piss?

By Anonymous - 08/04/2021 21:00 - Finland

Today, I peed myself in the dressing room after work when I sneezed. Someone else just walked in as I was trying to dry off my jeans with paper, and probably smelled that I had peed myself. FML

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You deserved it 154

By itwaswarm - 25/09/2015 21:04 - United States - Stony Brook

Today, I was peeing at a urinal, when the man next to me finished up and shook his penis. I got splashed. FML

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You deserved it 1 755

By pissfaced - 02/01/2010 13:41 - New Zealand

Today, I was trying to see how far I could get away from the toilet while pissing. Instead I tripped over backwards and pissed all over my face. FML

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You deserved it 73 403

By Anonymous - 29/12/2014 19:11 - United States - Hillsboro

Today, while putting a water bottle into the fridge, I suddenly had to sneeze. The force of my sneezing propelled my head against the open fridge door, causing a gushing wound to my forehead. Bless me. FML

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You deserved it 3 608

By Anonymous - 01/10/2011 11:44 - Sweden

Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML

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You deserved it 6 111

Earthquake sneezer

By Noname - 27/01/2009 00:02 - Japan

Today, I sneezed so hard I herniated my back. After passing out from the pain I awoke on the floor covered in my own shit and piss. Unable to move, I had to wait in this state for four hours for my wife to return home from work, clean me up and take me to the hospital. FML

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You deserved it 2 827

holynemesis1208 3

Wednesday 25 February 2009 1:13

anything that starts with, when i pissing in a urinal, you know it's gonna be a good story.

drybamboo 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 1:36

Today, I was peeing in a urinal when this guy next to me decided to sneeze ...and use me as his urinal. FML

Comments

holynemesis1208 3

Wednesday 25 February 2009 1:13

anything that starts with, when i pissing in a urinal, you know it's gonna be a good story.

Darraghscoot 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 21:16

best fml ever! hahaha

evanking 0

Monday 9 August 2010 3:32

thats more of an fml for the other guy lol

fishsmash 0

Wednesday 25 August 2010 5:35

today, the idiot next to me hit his head and pissed all over me. FML. lmao

crazy4uboi 6

Tuesday 8 January 2013 3:56

"I was pissing in a urinal" because no good story starts with "so I was eating a salad..." haha

corocoro 30

Friday 16 August 2013 11:49

Except for the OP. ;)

xxrogerthatxx 19

Thursday 7 November 2013 20:46

I would've beat his ass if he pissed on me

tweek182 6

Friday 18 July 2014 18:23

No you wouldn't of

blackberry92 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 1:14

true!

Petrov1989 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 1:16

I want to see this for some reason... anyone want to start a comedy sketch show based on stories from FML?

anon2468 0

Monday 28 March 2011 7:30

that'd be pretty awesome. I mean they have one for YouTube videos, so why not FMLs?

Dayen 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 1:20

#1 hahaha, funny comment. did the guy next to you understand? I wouldn't want to be peed on, I would be ticked off but I would at least understand the situation better after this explanation.

dang_fml 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 1:26

haha great idea #5

PureGold 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 1:26

HAHAHA. Sorry, but....yeah.

drybamboo 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 1:36

Today, I was peeing in a urinal when this guy next to me decided to sneeze ...and use me as his urinal. FML

d00d_c0m3_0n 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 1:38

hahaha, sorry, that's too great xD

mleeb 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 1:45

I'm usually an a-hole when it comes to commenting, but this just sucks. So long as I wasn't wearing something white, so the yellow showed up, I'd be able to excuse it. I'd probably just laugh it off.