By iliketurtles - 24/02/2009 22:57 - United States

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Today, I was pissing in a urinal and I had the urge to sneeze. Unable to hold it, I sneezed and hit my head on a metal beam supporting the urinal. In complete disarray, I had to step back from the urinal while pissing and managed to spray the floor, the wall, and the person next to me. FML
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holynemesis1208 3

anything that starts with, when i pissing in a urinal, you know it's gonna be a good story.

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drybamboo 0

Today, I was peeing in a urinal when this guy next to me decided to sneeze ...and use me as his urinal. FML

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tieranosaurus 0

dude, did you break the alternating empty/in use urinal rule? if you didn't, and there was a free urinal in between you, and you STILL managed to pee on him, then ... you have a lot of pressure behind your pee... -shifty- LOL

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sinnfred7 0

u should've been like SERVED SON!!!! 2 the dude next 2 u

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Jimboom 11

Yo Dawg, we heard you like pissin.. so we pissed all over your shirt!

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Spitfire_fml 0

HA! OMFG! That is hilarious my friend.

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